Captain Professor

I enjoy watching Arsenal struggle to win trophies, watching the Canucks struggle to win trophies, and also the Whitecaps.. struggle to win trophies.

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@13andreea1313 @Primordya @RpsAgainstTrump Youd hope a prison

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@teddyyyr74 @Curiostyfilms @WarPath2pt0 Would actually be unbelievable for mankind

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@Curiostyfilms @WarPath2pt0 Buddddddddy, are you serious?

They invaded afghanistan so they could get their own population hooked on opioids!

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@TheBongressman @hyperartF @_Undeniable1 @Maurizio @dalepartridge You:

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@Joko98462037 @Muktafs12 @grok If you have to ask, its already too late for you.

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@TheBongressman @hyperartF @_Undeniable1 @Maurizio @dalepartridge Nuh uh, i lift more.

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@TheBongressman @hyperartF @_Undeniable1 @Maurizio @dalepartridge Superior at bein fat, stupid, and ignorant.

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@TheBongressman @hyperartF @_Undeniable1 @Maurizio @dalepartridge Youre a propaganda bot, you matter far far less.

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@Hockey2L Jack might get hurt helping his bro move into a new place

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@TheBongressman @hyperartF @_Undeniable1 @Maurizio @dalepartridge How can a pothead be this miserable 😂

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@A_M_R_M1 No propaganda here!

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@ksorbs Why did Jesus suck at ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed into the boards.

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@WalletInspecto4 @bigheadhockey Not sure what team youre watching if you think defence EP and Hoglander are soft

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@ragan_fry @HeySuperNick @EndWokeness We should ask chuck to clarify what he meant

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@crayzhayden @smalls2672 @EndWokeness Its funny because those stadiums are insanely tough to book. Certainly tough enough to make a popup funeral for a martyr seem a little strange

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@lapaix1776 @TaylorHarlan @Matt_McKibbin @Maytechummia Nice try i guess

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@haymes_joshua

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@Shane131821 @LucifersTweetz @haymes_joshua Id say "Christmas tradition" in north america is like 99% commercial materialism bs

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@TaylorHarlan @lapaix1776 @Matt_McKibbin @Maytechummia Lol its just so many damn people when you stop and think about it

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@SukaruAnow @PLegalization What?