Mike Conroy

Shenanigans aplenty.
Will work for beer and food.

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

#sixteenMe because why not? Fine, I'm a little older than 16 but short of school photos, such photos don't exist. Partners face all monkeyed up out of respect to somebody I have seen for 30 or so years...

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

Hey @BeerKel, you'll know. We were heading to Moutere Inn (pigs cheek terrine is excellent, FYI) and saw this hop plantation (?) with sheep making pigs of themselves, nibbling away at the lower leaves - what say you, planned by the grower or opportunistic?

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@meganjwhelan @smrtgirl What, you mean the way I pushed my chair back and looked for an exit like my life depended on it...?

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@MikeDawesNZ BUT THE FORM IS ALREADY YELLOW MICHAEL, SO PERHAPS THE INSTRUCTION SHOULD BE "THIS FORM SHOULD BE PRINTED IN GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOR BECAUSE WE SAID SO"

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@MikeDawesNZ Not that I didn't believe you but wanted to see the lunacy for myself - Good old form G7 eh? I'll be talking to somebody very familiar with the Family Court later on and shall ask him, see if he knows why...

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@theJDuce @meganjwhelan @smrtgirl @bonappetit Get 80 or so backers, could get one of these...https://t.co/qy6rh6m1iD

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

3/ I learned several things:

1. The hotel window was a bit grubby
2. The image sensor on my clone did not enjoy the sun
3. In saying that, it made for a pretty apocalyptic looking sunset

https://t.co/eRzd8Hyg76

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

1/ I was in Sydney recently and attached a "Go Pro" clone to the south-west facing window ledge of my 10th story room and set it to take a snap every 30 seconds.

I then pulled out all the night shots, leaving about 3,000 images, and dropped them into a movie at about 120 frames

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

2/ per second so condensing the two days worth of footage down to about 25 seconds.

I learned several things:

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@LockPickingLwyr @shwood Excellent, thank you. Keep up the good work!

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@LockPickingLwyr @shwood You got a parts list for them or an explainer video or, he asks with high hopes, plans to package and sell 'em?

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@hadyngreen @ColeyTangerina You know, I like to think that FaceHand© has an assistant.

A feathered assistant...

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@MeganWegan I'm on my way...

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@meganjwhelan Oh you. Here's a screenshot of my Google Drive, showing that not only did I see the same tweet nearly a week ago, I saved it for future reference...

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

First @kiwicon? Check
First shaky Kiwicon video? Check
Thanks to the Crüe for a fantastic event

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@smrtgirl @kiwicon While you are dishing out the links, those wifi devices look like a hoot...

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@meganjwhelan @smrtgirl Soooooooooooo gross.

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@meganjwhelan Most definitely like that

[Mike Conroy @conroynz]

@smrtgirl Yep. Seemed to give her the power of flight, levitation at least, as she looked like she was going to go over the table to get me...