Conor Head

[Kamal @LumpOfCFC]

Winning a European Cup on penalties ain’t for everyone.

Londons first. Londons finest. Londons only.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Wallop.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"The Kings of the King's Road are now the Kings of European Football!"

Nine years after success in Munich, Chelsea win their second Champions League! 💙

🎥 #NoFilterUCL captured every moment of an all-English #UCLFinal in Porto.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Enzo Fernandez is an exceptional, box-crashing player when in the mood. He’s a world champion. His numbers at Chelsea are decent, 10 goals and four assists in the Premier League this season. But if Fernandez is keen on a move because Chelsea's aren’t in Europe, as is being claimed, then maybe he also needs to look at himself as one of the reasons why Chelsea are not in Europe.

When Chelsea cried out for somebody to take control of a game, as against Brighton and Sunderland, he failed. In the 3-0 loss to Brighton, Fernandez made one tackle in the 90 minutes and lost out. He lost 4/6 duels. Only 1/4 passes was forward. He didn’t have an attempt on goal. However out of his depth Liam Rosenior may have been, he wasn’t helped by Fernandez.

In the 2-1 final-day defeat to Sunderland, Fernandez was given the joint lowest mark on the match report on the Sky Sports website, 3/10. He made one tackle and failed to win the ball. He made three fouls and was booked once. Chelsea lost 2-1. However out of his depth interim Calum McFarlane may have been (understandably), he wasn’t helped by Fernandez.

The 25-year-old Argentine is a very good No 8 on his day, not a 6 btw, and there will be interest in him whatever the reservations about his character. Neither Real Madrid nor PS-G have a need for his specific skill-set but Manchester City do, Atletico Madrid do. If Chelsea can get anywhere close to the £106m they paid for him, it will be a major result. #CFC

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Kenneth @NiceGuyKenny]

He wasn’t the reason we’re currently absolutely shit but that doesn’t mean that he wasn’t utterly incompetent at this level and shouldn’t have been there….but then anybody with more than half a brain cell will have told you this in January when they appointed him.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Leeds at Wembley is fixture that symbolises who Chelsea are today. Our entire identity is moulded because of that fixture that started at Wembley. It’s our biggest game of the season. We simply cannot go into it with this inept idiot in charge.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

If we were still a club with standards, this joke of a manager would be sacked at half time.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Lady in blue, "Will student loans be the next misselling scandal?" #BBCQT

Oli Dugmore, "My three year course, £9,000 a year for the tuition, on top of that a maintenance loan, I left uni with £37,500 of debt"

"From the day I was charged RPI interest"

"Since I went to uni in 2012, the amount of interest I have accrued is £32,000"

"Was it missold to me when I was told it would cost me £9,000 a year? Yes"

"On top of that its a regressive system"

"If you're wealthy enough to pay the fees up front, you don't get charged interest - if you're rich enough you don't pay the same as me"

"The government changed the terms of the agreement, I call that loan sharking"

Fiona Bruce, "How else would you pay for university?"

Oli Dugmore, "How did you guys pay for it?"

"The state paid for it, didn't they?"

Fiona Bruce, "They did"

Oli Dugmore, "Good enough for you, good enough for me?"

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Didn’t like that approach from Chelsea. They’re a big club with a history of winning. Go toe to toe with Arsenal and try and win the game. Total non-event imo.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Feminism is when you can't criticise the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

[Oasis Archives🍋 @OasisArchives]

The only one capable of making a crowd move and sing with just his bass

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

British.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

ESTEVAO WINS IT! 😍

#CFC | #CHELIV

[James Schneider @schneiderhome]

“Peter Mandelson, right, went mad.”

It’s time to Turn the Page on the corrupt, corporate-captured political class.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

I talk about this in my book – politicians have become glorified pundits. Why is the government in a beef with a rap group? Build some fucking high speed rail you losers.

[The Cribs @thecribs]

THE BEST EVER

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Telegraph journalist Sophia Money-Coutts, of the Coutts dynasty, says young people have it too good.

@nowak_paul isn't having it.

[Charlie @charliegalea_]

Selling 2x Porridge Radio tickets Tues 12th Dec Oslo Hackney fv £12 each 🥣📻 @porridgeradio