Your least favorite tweeter

Come for the terrible takes, and stay for the @colts propaganda

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

"How was the weekend?"

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

We are so dog shit 😭😭 will someone put us out of our misery

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

Colts fans are like "you benched our #50 QB for our #49 QB...why aren't we winning by 30?"

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

Irsay needs to sell this team. His drug-riddled brain is far too weak to make informed decisions and his daughters are mirroring that.

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

I won't even be disappointed if we have a repeat of the comeback game. I would love to see a competent offense

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

Shane Steichen would be an assistant coach on any other team 😂

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

The Colts get 2 squeaky wins against bottom tier teams and the fans are clueless as to why we're losing against a slightly better bottom tier team 🤣🤣

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

The AFC South is WOEFUL. I cannot believe there isn't a rule in place where a division loses its playoff spot based on how poorly they perform

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

I'm being mocked here because half my starters and bench are questionable

[rake @the_rachster]

@consciousburner

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

This school will never finish top 10 again

[North Dakota Hockey @UNDmhockey]

No. 5 UND settles for the series split at No. 20 Minnesota State

#UNDproud | #LGH

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

Every time I watch a historical fiction film I can't help but think wow this would be so much easier with an M4

[rake @the_rachster]

i am 28 years old. the most common media i share with 45+ years old coworkers is homestar runner. much to come from this

[rake @the_rachster]

@consciousburner

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

Got my ass handed to me by the ocean this weekend while trying to surf. This has done nothing but make me more excited to try again in a couple months 😂

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

@PatrickunitedA_ Hi AI! Tell the team we don't have any complaints!

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

@united you need to give your Santa Barbara staff a raise. The fog canceled our flight, but the guy at the front wasn't going to let us down. He spent 90 minutes securing our flights to MSP and we finished our trip with 0 issues. I don't know the names, but the SBA crew is 100/10

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Kendrick Lamar is planning a "major stadiums" tour of after the Super Bowl Halftime Show 🚨

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

Three legendary Colts QB's on this list

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Aaron Rodgers in rarified air

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

Unpopular opinion: I do not give a shit about preseason

[Your least favorite tweeter @consciousburner]

@THEOttoJohnson Fiala is a career underperformer