Brittany Constable

Worldspinner | Crafty, in every sense of the word | Social Justice Rogue | ADHD | Disaster bisexual | Waterbending novice | she/her

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

Oh wow, wasn't expecting this at all! Thanks very much to the judges. Be sure to check out the other entries, they're all pretty great!

[ACES: The Society for Editing (use other social) @ACESEditors]

@constablewrites takes first place in the 11th-annual ACES Poetry Contest. Congratulations!

I know sentence, word, and paragraph
And every rule that makes them
When I know all there is to know
About these rules
I breaks them

Read more: https://t.co/G0HyLt1UfB #GrammarDay

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

The largest medical system in the state and the fourth-largest insurance provider in the country. I'm just... I can't with this shit.

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

Wait wait, @KUMedCenter is no longer in network for @Cigna?!? And no warning at all that this was changing? What the absolute fuck?!

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@AustonHab When I was in Edinburgh my accent was going quite Scottish--until I had to deal with people who didn't know how to queue, then the Londoner came out in force

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

::looks over at Spouse::
Yeah, seems legit

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

Going to get as much use out of this gif as possible between now and next birthday

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@Richard_S_Swan People seem to have forgotten that it's *screenwriting* advice. Specifically because films are *not* novels and a page of text explaining something is really, really hard to pull off in a way that makes it compelling.

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@MelissaLaurenE I must meet that person and buy them a drink. Then buy a drink for Curtis Stone for having to say "if this is the correct dessert, you could be in a good position" during every single judging.

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

Me: I was raised Catholic
Therapist: That tracks

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Decides New Notebook Too Beautiful to Fill With Her Shitty Ideas: https://t.co/xzsuHnDhwB

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

This whole thread, but this point is especially true for me. One of the reasons that I haven't been working on any novels lately is that trying to query right now would be a soul-crushing existential nightmare if I were healthy, and I'm currently in an all-day therapy program so

[Matt Wallace is Updates Only @MattFnWallace]

If you’re an author in the publishing industry you’re basically trying to win the lottery. It’s a joke. If you write movies/TV you’re not right now because you’re on strike for the basic survival of your profession, which studios are 100% trying to eliminate *as* a profession.

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@Nobilis Although come to think, Curry took a bit of a "we're all muppets" approach with RHPS...

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@Nobilis Curry is the obvious answer but Caine would be so compelling here

[Cinema Cat @loquaciousmuse]

How is it that Hollywood had figured out this nice system of making shows but also making money and also paying residuals and everyone was p happy with their day jobs and then a dvd rental company was like ok what if we just pretend like that model doesn’t work

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@joshuamneff @valerievaldes "Smack the glowy bit, that usually works."

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@LeVostreGC Thank you for this

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Worrye not about being productyve, for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. Thou art a signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid onlye once but perfectlye. Thy tyme ys unquantifiable.

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

Today:
-Pat Robertson has died
-Supreme Court has upheld voting rights for Black voters in Alabama
-Trump is indicted in Miami
-Cracker Barrel has fallen

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@scalzi I was trying to figure out when my mental health took such a sharp downturn, and it was when the Twitter exodus took hold. It was a significant social outlet for me, and *poof* gone.

But I don't want to have to learn a new platform, John. I'm so tired.

[Brittany Constable @constablewrites]

@joshuamneff Lovely Thursday, innit