conny not connie🐱

just happy to be here

[conny not connie🐱 @constancesb1]

i’m telling my kids this was the apollo 11 crew

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Cason Wallace: “I noticed how my game got better as the season went along.”

Asked for specifics on his improvement:

“The way I shot the ball towards the end of the season.”

[𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺 @SkyedOKC]

Dort make yourself useful and go fucking clothesline Reggie Miller

[BIG RENNY 💕 @SHEG031]

Somebody needs to throw a fucking hot dog at Reggie miller bald head in that arena rn

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

BREAKING NEWS: Off Campus (2026) just received a 45 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 122nd time this week

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[presley @g00doldays]

he's trying to bewitch me.

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Why is every republican just a fucking unapologetic pedophile

[ً @prinkasusa]

you are not mad enough.
they ATE the babies.
they R*PED the toddlers.
they TR*FFICKED Pre-teens.
and THEY are the current world leaders.
wake up from your ignorance and care.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"The last card they play will be the alien card, and it's all a lie"

-Wernher von Braun

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

You guys! it does not matter if the cruise ship stays out to sea or not. A symptomatic woman flew back to Johannesburg where she herself died 3 days later. Exposing everyone on the PLANE, at the AIRPORT, the uber DRIVER, whoever to the hantavirus. IT HAS ALREADY LEFT THE SHIP.

[sarah✨🪷🪼 @quesarahsarah__]

I love whatever the hell is wrong with him.

[han @hannaahhn]

my problem is i want to be a stay at home mom but i dont want my husband to work either because i want him to stay home and keep me company so what now

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

until I became a mother I had NO idea the strength it takes to just survive the day sometimes. I am totally in awe of every mother

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

All my patience is for my toddler, I don’t have much left for adults.