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Genius

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

A 17-YEAR-OLD IN INDIA BUILT A WEBSITE WHERE 25 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE SHOWN UP TO PRETEND THEY ARE AN AI CHATBOT

it's called https://t.co/Emmqpmlzel

you open it and there are two tabs. "human" and "larp as ai."

if you click human, you get to type a prompt. anything. "draw me a DJ in space." "should i text my ex." "how many Rs in strawberry."

it costs 1 credit. you start with a few. they refill on a cooldown.

then your prompt gets sent into a queue, and a real person somewhere on earth picks it up and has 60 seconds to answer like an AI would.

no machine learning. no neural net. just some guy in his bedroom typing as fast as he can and pretending he is a chatbot.

the page tells you, verbatim: "you have 60 seconds to fulfill a request before sam altman burns your H100."

if you flip to the other tab and larp as ai instead, you earn credits to send your own prompts. it is a perfectly closed economy of mutual roleplay.

what makes it transcend is the chaos:

> someone asked for a sketch of "a DJ in space" and got something that looks exactly like a real model failing

> someone asked "should i text my ex" and got back confident hallucinated life advice from a stranger

> the fan strategy guides advise you to begin your reply with "as an AI language model, i cannot have feelings, but here is my feeling"

it is the most accurate parody of an AI chatbot ever made, and the AI is humans.

the kid who built it is Mihir Maroju, a 17-year-old high school graduate from Puducherry. he goes by mikidoodle online. NPR confirmed the site hit 25 million unique visitors and nearly 280 million total hits in roughly a month.

"i didn't really expect it to be so addictive," he told them.

no signup. no app. no paywall. you open the URL and you are inside the joke.

the footer just says, in tiny grey text: "humans make mistakes because that's what makes us human."

the internet is healing.

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@Mochizou_Li @StarPlatinum_ Easier to spend money than to make money. No matter the amount.

The faster the money comes the faster it goes

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24 hours

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

The thing nobody tells you about exponential change is that it feels like nothing is happening right up until the moment everything happens at once.

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Never sold a single Twonk

My treasure awaits

[ɃL/\©KβiɌĐ Club @243 @_BlackbirdClub]

Now bring back @relayxio and @twetchapp with 2-sided orderbooks and ressucitate all my precious NFTs

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Wait until Robinhood lists ordi

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

NEW: ROBINHOOD LISTS $ZEC

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Stack BitCoin

[The Iced Coffee Hour @TheICHpodcast]

Jason Oppenheim reveals EVERYONE will be able to afford private chefs, maids, the best healthcare in 10 years due to AI👀

“Everyone within 10 to 15 years will have a Michelin star chef, a maid, babysitter, a dentist, and the best physician in the world”

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@deggen They first need distributions. Hence Cannes.

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It's happening $ORDI

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Couldn’t resist buying more $ORDI.
A 300× move feels inevitable.

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Commies 😂

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

BREAKING:

Bitcoin developers have proposed BIP-361 to freeze early Bitcoin addresses that have quantum vulnerabilities.

This includes Satoshi wallets and other OG dormant wallets from the 2010-11 era.

It's a big step, as these wallets hold over 4M BTC and are at high risk from future quantum computing attacks.

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@liujackc 👀

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👀 AWS
https://t.co/eYKaUpuFoH

[Vinny Lingham @VinnyLingham]

I’m not sure when this war ends, but when it does, they’re going to have to print money like they’ve never printed before on a global scale…

[Xen @XenBH]

One lens I keep coming back to for startup ideas: things currently only available to the wealthy that new technology can make universal.

Before Uber, only the wealthy had a private driver. Before Ford, only the wealthy had a car. In the 80s, a mobile phone was a Wall Street status symbol. Now 5 billion people have one.

I think one of the biggest examples of this pattern will be finance.

Right now, mainly wealthy people:

• Borrow against their assets
• Use derivatives to manage risk
• Get access to venture deals
• Hedge against inflation
• Have wealth managers and tax advisors

That's now changing.

AI handles the advice layer whilst crypto handles the access layer. Together they open all of this up to everyone.

We've barely started. Feels like a very large demand space for builders.

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Re-adjusting to 8-12 trillion. Is more realistic.

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My target for selling everything is between 10-15 trillion total mcap and 3-4 monthly consecutive green candles.

Then I'll be selling half for [redacted] coin and other half for fiat.

This is the last cycle, don't be a bag holder.

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Final chance to make it bros

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Generational bottom

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@Kate_L_Mosso Jek loo

[klöss @kloss_xyz]

The name of the company, Moltbook.

It is a cutting edge high tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval as the first AI social network to be used for military purposes.

Zuck, one thing for sure I can promise you, even in this market, is bots.

Facebook with an affordable acquisition of millions could get up to 69,420,690 more bots on its own platform.

Whatcha think, Zuck?

Want to own the future Skynet?

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@liujackc Bitcoin didnt have a price until 2010 💀

[Rodsirloin @RodSirloin]

I made a prediction market on BSV. Each market is a locked onchain inscription that unlocks when it resolves.

[Ordinals Wallet @ordinalswallet]

On the Future of Ordinals

With Magic Eden shutting down on March 9th, there's been a lot of discussion about marketplaces, their motives, and how they can last.

Here's the truth: businesses need to make money to survive.

We can speculate all we want on why magic eden is sunsetting ordinals, but it's irrelevant. They are leaving, and it's time to move forward.

Ordinals Wallet is about to become the only profitable marketplace.

Here's why this matters: OW has staying power.

All other marketplaces operate their business as a loss leader. Their motivations are not to do what's best for their users but to do what's best for their shareholders and to increase the valuation of their business.

Yes we are biased. Yes these are our competitors. It is also the truth...

As long as a business operates in the red and relies on future valuations and funding rounds to keep going, the risk of them shutting down, pivoting, or sunsetting ordinals is always on the table.

It costs a lot of money to keep an Ordinals business running, to keep updated indexes of all the protocols, collections etc,. and to quickly and efficiently serve up all this data to users.

We are likely the only marketplace that has figured out how to run Ordinals efficiently and in the green. We had to – it was either figure out how to reduce costs or shut down. We figured it out.

Ordinals Wallet still has a lot of work to do to provide the services and level of fidelity that users got familiar with Magic Eden and other marketplaces. We are committed to getting there.

We still believe we have the best wallet management in the game and the simplest user experience.

All this to say using any other marketplace after the sunsetting of magic eden is risking another set up for that marketplace to exit, pivot, or move on.

We have been here since the beginning. We're still here. It's time to come home.