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Under communism everyone will have a collab with The Body

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@oneearopen @astros And we took home the rubber at long last

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A psychological drama about adults who are unable to understand that some movies are made for small children

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

'Backrooms' Sends Hollywood Running to Reddit for New Ideas https://t.co/eLMvyQCMpI

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@oneearopen @astros It’s a rubber match to determine if there will be a rubber match, much as last night was a rubber match to determine if today was a potential rubber match to get to another rubber match

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@notnotdylm I don’t wanna be a “no politics in sports” guy but the way these people try to create political superiority out of their rooting interests is exhausting

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@notnotdylm The larger Raleigh-Durham/Research Triangle area is over 2 million people so from that standpoint I don’t think it’s that weird, like you said especially for hockey

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Congratulations to @Nixon_Robocop and @CanesOmbudsman who are also both very handsome

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You’d have to be a sick person to take pleasure in the Spurs choking away multiple substantial leads and Wemby clunking shots in the clutch. And I am a sick person

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@jason_schrock CW has been killing it with the broadcast since they took it over

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

good on Tech for having the most ethical man in Texas on their side, that's now you know they're the good guys here

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@RyanLostinTX Nah do it at 3pm and really give it to em

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Need to figure out how to turn off these emails from bandcamp that tell me no one has listened to any of my shit in a year and a half

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My 2 year old said I love you to me for the first time this morning. Hard to put into words how incredible that feels

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Wemby washed

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At the Drive In

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

What was Your Favorite Band When You Were 15?

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Sure $30 million is a lot of money but it also seems insane that the total purse for probably the most famous North American race and one of the most famous races in the world is only $30 million

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

The Indy 500 purse numbers are out, and they are WAY up.

— Felix Rosenqvist got $4.34 million for winning (up from $3.8 million for winner last year)

— Total purse was $30.9 million (!), up from $20.2 million last year.

— AVERAGE payout per IndyCar Series driver was $936k!

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Disgusted by the Aggie car winning but what a finish at Indy

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Really though what’s the worst that could happen if they let 38 cars drive 180 for 200 laps on a soaking wet track

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Just lost $20k on the Wienie 500 I’m fucked

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@jason_schrock Horrible, just shocking. Won the truck race literally last weekend

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Not enough people watch Star Trek

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

has a show ever not fumbled its finale?