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[L @constantclumsy]

@Target @elfcosmetics was at the Everett, MA Target today and saw that all of the darker shades of a new ELF foundation were security protected while the light shades weren't. This is disgusting and unacceptable. Do better Target.

[L @constantclumsy]

Glad to see @TheQueenMary wants to continue to be the most haunted ship... Many more ghosts to come after this pandemic.

[FemBot 3000 @ProblematicJane]

@TheQueenMary Seriously, you're going to give my immunocompromised and disabled mother the run around and refuse her refund in the midst of a pandemic? She's called twice in a week, both times being told someone would get back to her that same day. So far nothing.

[L @constantclumsy]

@meghatalk Stevie is a cat with fine tastes. 💵💵💵

[L @constantclumsy]

Having another Peter Parker movie feels like seeing your fave ice cream place announce a new flavor, just to find out it's just another variation of vanilla.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Us going back to Peter Parker after we just met Miles Morales https://t.co/lSURWiDO2D

[L @constantclumsy]

@angehow I got what I thought was a "good" ending, but I guess that says more about me as a person that I thought one of the endings was "good".

[L @constantclumsy]

@Kyle_probably I want to believe.

[L @constantclumsy]

@FitbitSupport @fitbit -- thanks for confirming that I eventually got a return.... Which, I already knew because I spent 3 hours wrestling with customer service.

Good to see that the shitty customer service extends to Twitter, too.

[L @constantclumsy]

@fitbit My new Charge 3 randomly stopped working. I followed the official Fitbit troubleshooting instructions to no avail. Despite this, it took 3 hours of jumping through hoops for me to get a return issued, when it used to take 15 minutes to get a replacement. #lostacustomer

[L @constantclumsy]

Saving for later.

[L @constantclumsy]

@angehow I know @ohshazbot runs 20000 degrees warmer than everyone else, which is why he likes it. I, on the other hand, suffer the second it drops below 70.

[L @constantclumsy]

Reading a thread of "most overrated movies" on Reddit. I've seen like 20+ comments that say Black Panther. I wonder how many of those commenters are SWM and how many of them fan-girled all over the trash pile that was Infinity Wars.

[L @constantclumsy]

Saving to listen to for later. 😉 https://t.co/EbT2twVEfm

[Night Vale Presents @NVPresents]

.@JustinMcElroy of @MBMBaM fame performs Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod, the classic tale of two buds getting covered in suds, on this week's episode of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt.
https://t.co/6gnfbEtS00

[L @constantclumsy]

Saving for later. https://t.co/hJunPPFbqL

[L @constantclumsy]

@EreJordan @SexyOrca @ohshazbot WE ALWAYS HAVE THE OVEN ON. #ABS (ALWAYS BE SEASONING)

[L @constantclumsy]

@EreJordan @SexyOrca Real talk: @ohshazbot and I don't actually do this with any frequency. Everything has its place. The only time it does happen is when we're seasoning, and just happen to leave the pans in there because we're lazy...

[L @constantclumsy]

@SexyOrca @EreJordan WHERE ELSE AM I GOING TO PUT MY 9 CAST IRON PANS??!?!

[L @constantclumsy]

@ohshazbot https://t.co/Cqi6mzajKW

[November @postoctobrist]

my man’s been having a big day but not a good one