Constantine Knuckles

Eggscelent Challenge Winner 336 AD | Current @coachjhenry90 hater | HTTR

[Constantine Knuckles @constantgoat]

The new tiger rags designs look like shit‼️ And since the Atelier guys took it over they’re gonna be $45+ and cropped. Wouldn’t even use this as a cum rag.

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Every day, 1.4 million people use that accent. And when I do it once at P.F. Chang’s in front of my boss, suddenly I’m the bad guy.

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@rogerjeffries62 “Jokingly”

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@Tank___Evans This is a total “Let’s fucking go” moment Tank! 😂

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@hogman29 Give him a weak handshake and make sure you call him “Dude”. He’ll love it.

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@rogerjeffries62 I’m gonna kill you with a hammer👍

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IRL kick streamers, junk food, and porn.

That’s my shit.

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@stefondiggs Make sure you check in with me when you touch down in the DMV. I’ll be your point of contact for anything you need.

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@AntonioKiteHate Absolutely nothing Enos.

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Caught my son doing drugs. Horrifying.

I showed him that users waste $25K a year, while dealers make $100K.

Same industry. Wrong side of the equation.

Now he’s 17, making $20K a month.

Sometimes kids don’t need punishment. They need a business mentor.

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Everyone at my job wants to be all happy and shit. We got this one guy in there playing the fuckin saxophone. We’ll see how good he is at playing saxophone when I come in there wolfing down cigarettes right in his face.

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@Tank___Evans Can I (post grad Sig Nu) pay one to clean my room????

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#Mood for my meeting with HR tomorrow over alleged comments I made about a certain religious and ethnic minority.

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@easyfunnysniper I can smell this song thru my phone

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@Michael34952 She’s been saying LMAO way too much

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Biggest loser of all time:
1. Has Noah Kahan in their top 5
2. Posts Notes/ Instants
3. Reposts surface level sports moments on their story
4. Has a photography account
5. Wears a scarf on their head to their fraternity dj party

HM: Owns an Abercrombie light wash camo hoodie

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@thadeuscastle69 That’s an undercover cop lil bro

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Do yall think that Jackson Koivun is gonna respond to your story repost or is it just national follow the crowd day?

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@coachjhenry90 Looks like shit 👍

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@AntonioKiteHate Good stuff Enos👍. Let’s sub in liquor and give HR something to do today.