Effie

tv storyteller/comedian/human. I only have anxiety attacks sometimes. really bad at answering texts.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

My problem with Disneyland is that there is no world in which I want to be on a rollercoaster before 10 am.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

Let’s give them two straight weekends of Halloween dopamine, then take the sun away and see how they handle the possible downfall of democracy.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

when you have concepts of a plan.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

@cadlymack This is incredible.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

Does something happen when you’re over 60 where you can’t remember how many spaces go after a period anymore?

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

Thank you WGA captains. ❤️❤️❤️

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

When you leave a bunch of writers with too much time on our hands we WILL become tree detectives. We will find forensic evidence of tree trimming going back decades. We will analyze the touch DNA on the tree trimming order. Coming to NBC September 2024: ARBOR FUGITIVES

[Jeff Topolski @JeffTopolski]

WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY

[Succession’s Tom Wambsgans out of context @tomwambsgansooc]

13 minutes until the first Sunday without Succession…………..

[alex @alex_abads]

someone: hi!

me: so I am deeply into this docuseries about a deeply unwell Indiana family that adopted a ukrainian orphan who was allegedly 6 but actually maybe 15 but also maybe 32 and whose adoptive mother believed she was a foreign agent. the orphan hid knives under her bed

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

DEAR LOS ANGELES, I don’t struggle to make rent every month so I can live in the fucking CLOUDS.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

Going to start screaming “I’M THE ELDEST BOY” anytime I don’t get my way from now on.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

Happy anniversary to my mom and dad, I hope I can only live up to the love you have for each other.

[Lucas Brown Eyes @LucasBrownEyes]

Since many want to know. Here are some of the steps of the development process:
--Pitch: You thought of your own Tv show idea, and you've developed a pitch for it
--Production Company attaches: You've pitched to a POD and they liked it, they decide to "take it out" with you

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[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I'm incredibly proud of how transparent our union is. In the @WGAWest's strike announcement, we included a list of our proposals, and the AMPTP's responses. Read it for yourself: it explains in black and white we're forced to go on strike.

[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

The Board of Directors of the @WGAwest and the Council of the @WGAeast, acting upon the authority granted to them by their memberships, have voted unanimously to call a strike, effective 12:01 AM, Tuesday, May 2.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

Had a happy meal for dinner last night, and I gotta say, as an adult, it’s more just a slightly less sad meal.

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Why? because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh??? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.

[Effie @constantlyeffed]

Where does one apply to be an emotional support animal I think that might be what I would be good at.