mess

you've been a good crowd

[mess @constantlyshan]

@exhaustdata @zachraffio in sincerity...yondr is widely used by touring comedians...someone's had an impact on phoebe

[mess @constantlyshan]

@Stallioncowboy_ @meganscult i see this blonde and i start shivering omgggggg

[mess @constantlyshan]

@francemothers charli did it for brat, but it's been very few artists and the concerts usually don't get highly publicized

[mess @constantlyshan]

@WNBAPILLED i weirdly get him. he wants to keep it out of sight out of mind.

[Alex🌹🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

Oh no he's only winning by 4, let's replace him with the 80-year-old who is losing by 8

[mess @constantlyshan]

@cybxrartist ur other replies were insane anyone who has taken a college level history or film or english course should be able to recognize that this was a direct parallel to slavecatchers

[carlos (santana). @callejothethird]

Whatever the results are for LA mayor and CA governor tonight, I am really intrigued to read the postmortem reports of Katie Porter’s & Rae Huang’s respective campaigns. You can make ALL the excuses in the world but their campaigns hit a ceiling & never managed to break out.

[Jordynne Grace @JordynneGrace]

Me being a happily married woman blasting this

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

“The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.”

[AARON @lidolmix]

rihanna fighting for her life

[dolo @doloyeung]

The way people go on about female stand ups not being funny you'd think that male stand ups are

[Kevin Liao @KevinLiao_]

I created a new Threads account and pretended to be an undecided Democratic voter. Hundreds of unprompted replies for Becerra. I’m sure it’s all totally ‘organic’ 🙄

[y2k2006 @lindsayslung]

anna nicole smith at pride festival in west hollywood, 2005

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It would take far more than a month to honor the contributions of queer and transgender New Yorkers.

From the Cercle Hermaphroditos in 1895, the first trans advocacy group in the United States, to the drag balls of the Harlem Renaissance, to the Stonewall uprising, to the Lesbian Herstory Archives, to ACT UP!, founded in 1987 as queer people fought for their lives while the Reagan administration looked away, New York City's history has long been shaped by queer and trans New Yorkers.

To all our queer and trans neighbors: you deserve a City where you can afford to live safely, openly, and joyfully.

Happy Pride, New York City.

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

The implication here is that "Schumer candidates" win general elections. But they don't.

[mess @constantlyshan]

@clubfaist people so badly want happy people to be secretly guilty of some horrible social sin

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

I fear we underestimate how many Californians like paying
$5 for gas
$28 for a mcburger
$50 for a 15 minute Uber ride
$100,000 for a 3 day hospital stay
$1,000,000 minimum for a house
$1,800 a month for water and electricity

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Susan Collins put a fucking rapist on the Supreme Court. She can get fucked. She's done.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

why can't Maine voters nominate a squeaky clean asexual McKinsey sociopath who would wear your skin like a wetsuit if it got them a promotion

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Ok so, sexting while married, doing counseling, and moving past it with your wife is different from raping women who work for you. I think that should be obvious. Platner Derangement Syndrome is crazy.