saint ānthony

i’m the mad scientist from @thefrankencast // autistic neuroqueer /// he/him /// blm/acab/etc /// continuing to exist as if in metatextual defiance

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Pre-order my deep-dive into Bride of Frankenstein now! https://t.co/idWN8OcvF8

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Annual kinda drunk on weird blue drink in the Mayor’s Box at the baseball game tweet?

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Hello from the Mayor’s box?

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Help, I’ve been pulled into the pages of the Tales From the Crypt comics! Help free me by listening to Recrypted?

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

Anthony Bowman (@constantreadr) from @TheFrankencast was our guest on RECRYPTED this week, talking about TALES FROM THE CRYPT episodes about a seemingly perfect murder and an irritating voice of conscience…

https://t.co/TAqWOgWHzM

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Here he is in action!

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

We talked about Tales From The Crypt for like an hour before I remembered that this guy was a few feet away from me. Enjoy, kiddies!

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

RECRYPTED is back with two more TALES FROM THE CRYPT episodes, as guest @constantreadr discusses a fatal attraction and an annoying inner voice that just won’t shut up…

https://t.co/TAqWOgWHzM

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

Last plug for this episode with @constantreadr

https://t.co/48vgWAo244

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

We watched DRACULA: SOVEREIGN OF THE DAMNED so you don’t have to. Spoiler alert: it’s absolutely not a masterpiece, but bleeding heck, did we have a brilliant time tearing it apart with @constantreadr!

https://t.co/48vgWAo244

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

With @constantreadr, we covered the animated DRACULA: SOVEREIGN OF THE DAMNED, and... this lord of the vampires didn't conquer our hearts.

From bizarre pacing to baffling dialogue, we broke down everything that makes this bargain-bin classic so bad. https://t.co/48vgWAo244

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

👏HAM👏BURGER👏DRACULA👏

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

Ever wanted to see the Lord of Darkness lose his powers, get depressed, and eat a hamburger? No? Too bad, because DRACULA: SOVEREIGN OF THE DAMNED exists.

We watched this baffling anime adaptation of Marvel's THE TOMB OF DRACULA with @constantreadr. https://t.co/48vgWAo244

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

Oh boy. If you’ve ever wanted to see Marvel’s version of Dracula with its wildly disjointed plot and dialogue that makes zero sense, it’s an absolute masterclass in unintentional comedy.

DRACULA: SOVEREIGN OF THE DAMNED with @constantreadr

https://t.co/48vgWAo244

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Oops I made the @vampvideos guys watch another bad movie. We had a blast talking about it though!

[𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 @vampvideos]

🍔 DRACULA: SOVEREIGN OF THE DAMNED (1980)

We return to animation with Toei’s adaptation of Marvel comic TOMB OF DRACULA. @constantreadr joined us to talk about this jam-packed 90-minute movie.

https://t.co/48vgWAo244

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Happy Valentines to all who celebrate. ❤️🖤

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

We have Halloweened SO hard this year.

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Biblically Accurate Costume Contest Winner.

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Been watching old episodes of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, and I gotta say, I’m really glad to hear the King of Cartoons recognize all three genders: boys, girls, and friends of the Playhouse.

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Hello from the Mayor’s box?

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Do I need this? No. Will I buy this anyway? Almost certainly.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN will celebrate its 90th anniversary with a SteelBook 4K UHD + Blu-ray release on September 30.

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

@Gigglenotosaur @RickRaptor105 This film was directed by Donald F. Glut! He is a dinosaur expert as well as a director of trashy movies!

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

We’re down to less than a week left in the campaign! Preorders are incredibly helpful, so please consider!

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Pre-order my deep-dive into Bride of Frankenstein now! https://t.co/idWN8OcvF8

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

Petition to get Zohran to officially change the name of Staten Island to Shaolin.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

[saint ānthony @constantreadr]

DieDie Books posted a short interview with me as part of their Kickstarter campaign. If you haven’t preordered yet, there’s still a little time!
https://t.co/TaD5ELP7lM