Christian Lunsford

Adderall makes me horny for following directions

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

@evanramsey10 Agreed

[marshmello @marshmello]

8 or 9 songs left

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

Happy National New Jersey Day! 2 for 1 deals all day at Gigolo House. No Mask, No Entry.

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

DEFUND PORNHUB

@FightTheNewDrug

[ma’at. @maat_xo]

NORMALISE SPEAKING BACK TO ADULTS WHO ARE REPEATEDLY DISRESPECTFUL TO YOU. just cause you’re an older i must take disrespect????????????????

[Brennen Tidwell @trentandrewrld]

Choose your president

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

THIS IS WHAT OUR WORLD HAS COME TO😭😭

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

#AQuietPlacePart2...Take2

[Reid Jackson @reidpjackson]

I’ve been prepping since 2011. Thanks @rainnwilson for these words of wisdom. #CoronavirusUSA #coronavirus #COVID19

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

That moment you realize high school sex Ed failed you and now your pregnant from your dog humping your leg.

[Knytro @Knytro]

BEST CAPTION WINS $50
You have 6 hours ⌛️

RETWEET THIS

@chaselyons

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

Exactly how I feel with any dog

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

What day should you start working on your summer body?
Trick question. You should always be working on it.😎🤘🏼

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

What happened to the moth memes?

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

It is crazy to think that as of right now in exactly 7 months I will either be in living in another state for 5-8 years, or stuck in Stillwater for another year. Worst part is I just have to wait, I cannot do anything else as of right now🤷🏽

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

Who says being in a wheelchair means you can’t go rock climbing?

[Christian Lunsford @constipatedswag]

Love of my life right here❤️ You have been such a blessing to me since the day I met you. Ready to knock the socks of 2020 with you. A lot is about to change in the coming months, and I’m excited to continue this journey side by side😊 #NewProfilePic

[Yoseph @yoseph]

Add me on Venmo @yosephbasha ima be giving back some Xmas gifts today. All you gotta do is add me on Venmo and retweet this tweet.

[Damon Lane @KOCOdamonlane]

A few of you recently reached out asking for Damon Lane air fresheners. Packaging those tonight. If you'd like some for Christmas then message me your address and I'll sling a few your way.

[Ms. Blevins @Blev_Nation]

My heart fills when former students check back in. Congratulations @constipatedswag. Thanks for keeping me updated.

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

Went thru a box of cereal today I gotta chill !!!