We Managed 2Catch Up With Top Scorer Fenwick Butcher After The Game 2Ask Him What The Secret Was 2 Him Finding This New Lease Of Life In Front Of Goal “I Treating Scoring Goals Like Sex, I’m Addict! I Just Want More & More, The More I Get The Happier I Am, It’s As Simple As That”
A Frustrating Morning Saw The Boys Drawing One Each With A Stubborn White Horse Side At Meadow Lane! But To Take The Positives Simon Bennet Didn’t Piss His Sambas This Week & The Side Deeply Missed Absentees In @branonjmeehan@SamuelJChambers Hopefully They Will Return Next Week
The Club Are Issuing A Missing Person Notice For Simon Bennet, Last Seen Pissing His Pants In Mickleover After Being Offered A Naked Poke #AllMouthNoSambas
Today’s Game Was Slightly Over Shadowed By Actions Of Simon Bennet Deciding To Pick A Fight With The Owner Of The Whole Of Derby, The Club Will Take The Correct Disciplinary Action Against @simonbe76653823#AdidasSambas
The Boys Face Another Tough Test This Weekend As They Travel To Field Lane. Admission Is Free But Unfortunately Due To Covid The Club House Will Not Be Open. Cheerleader Simon Bennet Will Be Selling Cans For £3 #Robbos#SundayFootball
To The Good Residents Of Mickleover Who Have Complained About The Earth Quake This Morning This Was Purely Down To Star Striker And Captain @MarcStrez1 Testing The Strength Of The Goal Posts After Wondering If They Were Up To Regulation #SilverBullet
@mikejrobbo4 had the following to say.... “i didn’t feel I had a choice, since I introduced the curfew with boris we turn up sober and on time. Even @jforster10 has managed 3 games on the spin! It’s a miracle”
After Manager Mike Robinson Struck Up The Deal With Boris Johnson Regarding The 10pm Curfew Results Seemed To Have Improved! Manager Mikes End Of The Deal Is To Cover The Countries Furlough Scheme In October #MillionaireManager#MoneyTalks
The Story So Far......
A Truly Disappointing Exit From The Cup To The Hands Of Willington FC Followed Up By Back To Back Victories In There Opening League Fixtures Have Gone A Small Way To Making Amends #TavernersLeague