Matt Ⓥ

Developer👨🏻‍💻 Positive & Chill🧘 Hatter⚽ Vegan🌱 Bit of a reader 📚

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@_veganayrto Oh my, looks so good 🤌🤌 Where is this?

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@whitehorsebooks Well that sucks! 🫤

I remember being followed around the shop by a Daunts' employee, presumably because I screamed day school and the wrong pedigree, so must be on the rob. I haven't been back.

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Feet up, workout done, zoning out to FKJ

https://t.co/ZFa7Mz4TyF

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Japanese pancake at @vutiebeets for lunch. Amazing as always 🤌😋

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Well, I heard the phrase "lady programmer" at work today, so that was interesting 🙃

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Yoga in this weather is basically Bikram 🥵 especially since the class was basically a 50 minute plank. Crawling in to bed tonight 😄

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@tempehqueenb Urgh, you might have just broken my air fryer resistance. 🧐 Are these things really the messiah like everyone says?

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Scared are we? 😏

[Plant Based News @PlantBasedNews]

Those poor dairy farmers ☹️ 👀
https://t.co/K5qaw9jGK9

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@bloodforblood13 Oh Triscuit! 😢 A new life awaits 🤞

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@veganphotoalbum Looks so good 🤌

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Went to the new @PlanBurritoUK in Hitchin with a friend tonight. Afraid the vegan option is just bean chilli, a bit uncreative 😔 Get some vegan chick•n and I might be interested...

5/10 might visit again

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

What is it about communication people find so difficult? 🙃

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Caught my wife cheating so I went to a sex worker. I caught an STI and passed it to my wife. Turns out she wasn't cheating and I'm now divorced.

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Bit of jerk jackfruit for dinner. Jackfruit lazily shredded because I'm lazy

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@smellykellymoo 🥳 So glad for you! Nothing needs fixing. I hope you get to play with your new found peace with tomorrow's small talk 😁

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@simplyseitanic

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Right, I need a few nights away in a new place. Needs good vegan food, friendly people to meet... bonus points for small underground clubs to block life out for the night. Suggestions, please? 🙏

(Hangers on welcome)

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@IOweYouNathan There comes a time when these things excite, no need to be ashamed 😁

*hides new tongs*

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@AntheaMur That looks so good Andrea! Enjoy 😉

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

Finally, someone else is versed in the ways of potatoes *and* bread 🤌

[Matt Ⓥ @consultmatt]

@bringthebow @vegan_swiftie Oh now that sounds delicious! I will try it out 🤌