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[Sebastian Milbank 🥀🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JSMilbank]

Every job in Westminster is basically:
Job Description: We're looking for a highly motivated candidate with extensive experience in public policy to work in an exciting, fast-paced environment
Location: London
Salary: £28,000

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish]
BRO 😭 translate it thennn!!!!

[martha 𓊝 @corduroycleric]

i love to be in my dad’s office when his Greek colleague is in bc she likes to talk to me in Greek and finds it really funny that i can only respond in the equivalent of like. Chaucer. she’ll say “hi how are you” and i can only reply “man the beaches, the Persians are coming—”

[Solo Monk @JJKALE2]

"King Charles shouldn't be blamed for things his ancestors did."

The Irish response when the King visited Ireland in 1911.

[Angela O'Brien @GrecianGirly]

Easy choice. 😉 This one all day long…

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Mummy is one of those movies you can always throw on. It’s so much fun, and Brendan Fraser is impossible not to love.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

The United States has three branches of government:

1. The guy who does whatever he wants
2. The people too scared to stop him
3. The courts he openly ignores

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

A character in one of the Lemony Snicket books says, “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness,” and I can’t help noticing that many of the most sinister figures in public life are vocal about never reading.

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

"You're coworkers aren't your friends." You're right they are your comrads, and it's time to unionize

[kaisa @kaisastreams]

bro i'm at a congressional town hall and people are HEATED and basically BEGGING for leadership from democrats and wondering why nothing on the news or social media represents them

[normol driver @KK_is_my_name_]

I fall for fool's spring every year because I'm addicted to hope & believing that life will get better

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

finally getting started on building this list

[noelle 🪡✨ @astraeagoods]

posted this on threads and the way so many people are bragging about not being able to do things like write emails?? or openly admitting they use chatgpt for all of their homework??? THIS IS WHY I MADE THESE STICKERS. BRING BACK SHAMEEEEEEEE

[Mark Mak @MoringmarkMark]

For Azura #TheOwlHouse #toh

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

“what’s your favorite horror movie?”

idk maybe when Andromache drew a bath for Hector to return to, not knowing that he was already dead