Dan

[Dan @Contactfordan]

@OnlyMelbourne Find more about Karen’s projects at https://t.co/ZFThNp4S9u

[Fake Yarra Trams @fakeyarratrams]

With footy season just around the corner, it’s important to practice being on a crush loaded footy tram. In Picture A, Depot Cat shows us a great training tip you can do at home.

Picture B is just an normal day on Route 86. #YarraTrams

[Dan @Contactfordan]

@TurnbullMalcolm @InsidersABC You should have crossed the floor @TurnbullMalcolm. Stuck on a team that had their heads firmly stuck up their asses.

[Dan @Contactfordan]

There's every chance I have always been a middle-aged tosser but I'm contemplating taking it up a notch by getting a escooter so the #96tram won't be the baine of my existence. This is what it has come too!

[Dan @Contactfordan]

The wait for the #96tram

[Dan @Contactfordan]

This should start at 10am right?? Or we just warming up this morning by not running on time..#96tram

[Dan @Contactfordan]

@hellojamesweir 👍🏻👍🏻

[Dan @Contactfordan]

The #96tram just cruising into Bourke St now... Hop on! #noproblemshere #gotyourtransportneedscovered #Melbourne

[Dan @Contactfordan]

The #96tram is late... but never fear the A-class tram is here! I think there's a little more space on the roof! #yarratrams #eastbrunswick #waitfornextone

[Fake Yarra Trams @fakeyarratrams]

We’re upgrading all Super Stops to now include a jumping castle. We figure you may as well have some fun while waiting for your tram. Just remember to take off your shoes, and validate your Myki, before you bounce. #YarraTrams

[Dan @Contactfordan]

I feel like I beat the system by getting off at McCracken Ave and taking the train to the cbd.. I probably didn't! #96tram #busreplacements

[Dan @Contactfordan]

@fakeyarratrams @yarratrams @96tram96 @96tram I think the EEEEEEEEEEEEE-class travelator would be of great benefit to the #96tram route . Thank you 😊

[Dan @Contactfordan]

With the plight of the #96tram collapsing under the weight of Melbourne’s growing population; maybe Springfield has the answer. #monorail #halfjoking #usuallylate #usuallypacked

[Dan @Contactfordan]

I think @TurnbullMalcolm should cross the floor. Definitely deserved better than what he had to work with. #crossthefloor #libspill #ruddbullgivesyouwings

[Dan @Contactfordan]

“If you can’t fit in take the tram 2 min behind” said at every stop... this is a cold comfort.

We aren’t packed in like livestock because we want to be - we are all late for our destinations because the service is late.

@yarratrams #96tram #talesfromsardines #squishy

[Dan @Contactfordan]

These are all common types of foot disorders from sitting in middle “face to face” seats on the #96tram #eastbrunswick #clubfoot

[Dan @Contactfordan]

@yarratrams No , had to walk it - do I get a credit for my touch on ? 😂

[Dan @Contactfordan]

@yarratrams oh here they all are ! Why stagger their arrival , this is much better! #3inarow #96Tram #20minwait

[Dan @Contactfordan]

@yarratrams issue with 96 tram today - there is not one to be seen in either direction after standing around for a while