James Weir

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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

I'm a Kim in the streets and a Kris in the sheets.

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

We have a double sex-with-an-ex drama tonight because of course this show spruiks scandals like they’re a two-for-one value pack of Vileda sponges #MAFS #MAFSAU
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

PSA: Josh is not a human dildo. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

The annual Hot Or Not challenge has - gasp! - ended in disaster. Play it with your colleagues in the office tomorrow 🥰🥰 #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

It's just another night on OnlyFreaks #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

What do The Go-Go’s, Paris Hilton and Toni Collette have in common? They all appear on the official Spotify playlist to #TheHemsworthEffect.
🎶 LISTEN: https://t.co/gJtlaZagls
📚 BUY: https://t.co/nzSXbT1yAu

[SimonSchusterANZ @SimonSchusterAU]

Are you loving @hellojamesweir's reality TV recaps as much as we are? #MAFS episode 1 is live now, but for even more razor-sharp insights and wit, pick up his new novel, The Hemsworth Effect! Perfect for reading on the beach, or judging reality contestants from your couch 💅

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

Tonight, a #MAFS wife recoils when her new husband fails to display the same ambition and work ethic that she exudes in her career as a ... make-up vlogger. #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAU
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

It takes a brave person to speak up and tell their story — especially after they’ve just been shushed. Victims of shushing should not be silenced. After all, that’s what the shusher wants. #MAFS #MAFSAU
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

Welcome to the tenth season of Australia’s Next Top Sex Freak! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #HideYaSheets
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

Spent the weekend terrorizing Melbourne bookstores and stealing pens 🥰🥰 #TheHemsworthEffect
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

#TheHemsworthEffect is now available in 100% of all airports. Pick up a copy while commuting this Christmas and use it as an excuse to not talk to your families 🥰🥰

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

#TheHemsworthEffect now has its own cocktail, The Byron Karen. Try it while listening to me and Pip Drysdale at Dymocks Books In Bars this Tuesday. Tix: https://t.co/iprH5MC5g4

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

Released today wherever you buy your books! It’s as jam packed as an açaí bowl. #TheHemsworthEffect
Buy here: https://t.co/YlQrMUddGC

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

#TheHemsworthEffect drops tomorrow and, to celebrate, we’re throwing a big party at his house: Westfield Byron Bay. He doesn’t know it yet.
Buy all the copies now … before he does: https://t.co/YlQrMUddGC

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

Hearing these kids thoughtfully explain their DIY mullets resulted in a piece of journalism that is gripping, urgent and necessary.
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

And if you’re around on Tues Dec 6, join me and Pip Drysdale @ Soultrap for Dymocks Sydney’s Books In Bars. We’ll chat life, love … and that night we both stayed in a fancy hotel and Pip accused the staff of spying on her through the TV 📺
TIX: https://t.co/RvXDCUtanC

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

You can now go to bed each night with a little piece of Hemsworth 🥰🥰 #TheHemsworthEffect hits bookstores on Nov 30 📚

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

@KerriSackville I’ll have you taxidermied and propped up near the escalators at Westfield Bondi Junction xx

[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

We can always rely on our nation’s most prominent influencers to treat every situation with an appropriate level of practicality. #SITG2022
I’ll be reporting live from the Splendour swamp all weekend 🥰
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[James Weir @hellojamesweir]

How do you find love in the desert without internet or Tinder? I found out. #BigRedBash
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