Conner Dockery

Aviation Maintenance

[sean @_sn_n]

being a conservative must be great, the president jiggles some keys and you are amused for hours

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Freudian slip sir…

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

black ops 3 had a functional mini fridge

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This shit has been frying my ass all day😂😂😂

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Almost zero coverage on social media about how Trump lost his final appeal and must pay the woman he raped for lying about raping her.

Odd.

[dei youngboy @AntifaScoundrel]

On second thought The Boys might have been too subtle

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly "apocalyptically angry" that the Supreme Court's rejection of his E. Jean Carroll guilty verdict appeal, means that he's officially, once and for all, a rapey, raping rapist.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

all roads lead back to Ronald Reagan, rest in piss

[Covie @covie_93]

All this because an 80yo man cant admit that he screwed up.

[Rachin Dhiman @Rachi__01]

New to Twitter, not to internet !!

[The Last Squatch @TheLastSquatch]

TRUMP criticized OBAMA for writing 147 executive orders in one term. Then he wrote 220.

TRUMP criticized OBAMA for playing 113 rounds of golf in one term. Then he played 428.

TRUMP criticized OBAMA when 12,000 d*ed from H1N1. Over 400,000 d*ed from Covid on his watch.

TRUMP criticized OBAMA for his expensive family vacations. Then Trump spent almost as much in a month as Obama had spent in a year.

TRUMP called OBAMA the most ignorant president in history. In POTUS rankings, though, OBAMA has never ranked lower than 15th from the top, TRUMP'S never ranked higher than 4th from the bottom.

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

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[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Realest shit I ever saw

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

Imagine rolling up the the Goth Club with these bad boys in 1999

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

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[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses