High Heffner

before you get to the father
you gotta holla at me first bitch

[High Heffner @contengencease]

This jigga named his last album 'for all the dogs' and this is his bark?

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Drake instantly folded and started barking after this goth baddie told him to 😭

[High Heffner @contengencease]

@J_Onaka Genuinely, Cottonmouth was a cold-blooded MF but he added so much depth to the show

[Jay 🌑🇨🇩 @J_Onaka]

Marvel fumbling Mahershala Ali twice is insane

[Maira @maira4yo]

Women who also value their men’s happiness>>>>>>>

[Froggy Tonic @FroggyTonicRedo]

Wait, Mr President, who's that?

[High Heffner @contengencease]

@JohnStolnis Steaming pile of shit take, kickers were bound to get better. The only problem is they pussyfied the kickoff.

[lemon 🍋 @lemonsquirt3d]

George Bush didn't do 9/11 until he was 55. Don't lose your passion and curiosity, you have time.

[High Heffner @contengencease]

@Jploveshoops @nikhil_exe9 Know nowadays you can make a grip commentatin'
If you master two skills, either dick-ridin' or hatin'
Just look around, the hatin' and the dick-ridin' is blatant
Tell mama your ticket to finally lift out of her basement
Was found in one magical word and it's engagement -J. Cole

[High Heffner @contengencease]

Shalom Time 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤌🤌🤌

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

The Lakers are exploring a potential change from their iconic “Showtime” slogan to “Shalom Time” as part of a rebrand.

(Via @ESPMNBA)

[briannasawpiedpiperdisease,atmnleaves,run,oneday @BriannaNaomiB]

@playym8te “ Just found out my neighbor that greeted with literal lit blunt in my mouth for a year now is a GA state patrol officer” 🤣🤣

[☭⃠ A Fool for Christ ☦ @AFoolforChrist]

Me at Auschwitz when the tour guide says "6-7 million jews died in the Holocaust"

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"when leftists say they want free healthcare, it includes euthanising right wingers"

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[High Heffner @contengencease]

@Triplekiller51 @Jinxtheworld1 @YoungMOOBY

[High Heffner @contengencease]

The aints are so back baby!!

[ken @JaiIpose]

My app say a nigga threw a 100 yd pick 6? lol

[High Heffner @contengencease]

@KubinskiTommy @steakshapiro They invested in bum ahhh ACLs it's time to move on. He will be injured after 10 games played 🤣

[High Heffner @contengencease]

@4Cobey Remember when Dak was hurt and Cooper Rush took them to the playoffs? Only for Dak to come back from injury and lose in the playoffs 🤣🤣🤣 Jerry Jones is hilarious.

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Tua realizing he’s QB4

[High Heffner @contengencease]

@Kastle_supreme

[Kastle_supreme @Kastle_supreme]

That’s punisher. Idc what you say…he ain’t a monster.