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poor vs rich one night stand

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So that’s what it takes to get out of the friendzone

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Tag a friend who also has a big John Hancock

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After words were invented everything went downhill

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Bring me back to 2008 🥲

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new vs experienced waiter

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The richer they are the more they burn

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I’d take the sewer rat for the win

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Who should we do next?

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What do you think he said about the overseers? 🤔

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Live by the 🔥 die by the 🔥

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Parents spoiling kids then vs now

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Life just isn’t fair 🥲

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So how do you go from zero to one? (Asking for a friend)

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We tried this technique and if any ladies would like to visit us at the Burbank Correctional Center our conjugal visit time is Wednesday 9 AM to 9:05 AM

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9. He uses extreme silence.

He will go three days without sending a single text.

He never texts just to check in.

When he finally reappears, he skips the small talk.

He texted: "Unlock your front door. I am outside."

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Poor vs rich getting arrested

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getting arrested based on looks 👀🚔

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I wonder if he ever texted her again 🤔

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How waiters treat you based on attractiveness

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Germans during the day vs at night 😱