Infinite Monkey Theorem

Govt. isn’t the cure for all ails, or is it the enemy. The Scientific Method!

[Infinite Monkey Theorem @ContextPlease1]

@blackintheempir Will our people ever figure out that communism is dead and the reason the GOP loves Putin is because he promises to support their pseudo-christian, white male dominated America. They need anti-establishment, quasi-anarchist, Leftist Useful Idiots. https://t.co/rCB1Kdz97M

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

This is total insanity. Words fail to explain how anyone let alone a plurality of voters thought giving an obviously demented person control of the most powerful government in the world was a good idea. We will be lucky to come out the other side of this alive.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Once you realize the PayPal Mafia is actually trying to regrow the apartheid system in America, it’s easier to see how we got here.

The National Education Policy Act of 1967 officially made South Africa “Christian National.”

It wasn’t about God; it was about white domination.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

OMG!

You are not going to believe this.

The war with Iran is NOT over.

I’d like to withdraw my nomination.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden: “People have been convinced to confuse authenticity with audacity. The audacity of Trump. The audacity to lie in your face. The audacity to say things that are mean and cruel. The audacity to say he’s 6’3, 225 pounds when he’s 5’11 and 380”

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

Can’t Get Out

https://t.co/AM1jb0KQ1k

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators.

by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump

[Khary Penebaker @kharyp]

Immigrants. Then trans people. Then critical race theory. Now communists. He rolls out a fresh boogeyman for every rally because he has never once had a policy. Same damn con, different mask.

[Infinite Monkey Theorem @ContextPlease1]

@johnwelshtradez To the contrary, Fox News tells me thy everyone is making money, therefore it’s not fraud or theft, you know, in the traditional sense.

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Infinite Monkey Theorem @ContextPlease1]

@TheDeFinvestor Everyone hates the government right up until their narcissism gets shattered by circumstances, then realizing they need the government.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court.

by Susan Collins

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The irony of Republicans trying to attach the “SAVE Act” to a bill (NDAA) that betrays our sovereignty by merging our military technology and supply lines with a country of 10 million people that’s been at war with its own citizens for its 78 year existence.

Who are we SAVE-ing?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump's DOJ had a court order to release the remaining Epstein files and simply refused. That should be a much bigger story right now.

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

The Trumps made billions selling crypto and shares in Trump-related companies to the public. But their gains did not result from actual value creation, but from the losses suffered by investors who bought the overpriced crypto and shares they sold. Many buyers expected to lose money, as the purchases were disguised bribes. Some likely didn't care if they made money, as they bought small amounts just to show their support. But the majority were likely unsophisticated Trump loyalists, who actually expected to make money on what they believed were legitimate investments.

My guess is that the Trump Organization will be overwhelmed by lawsuits as victims of these scams seek to recover their losses. It's also likely that the most extreme examples will be exploited by Democrats in highly effective political ads as Republicans will be hard-pressed to defend the conduct.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Trump is letting companies add poisons to our foods because it's profitable for the companies who donate money to him.

This is what Republicans mean when they say "deregulation."

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We have multiple Republican men married to Indian women that are LARP’ing as white supremacists because it’s the most profitable niche in conservative grievance politics.

I find it hilarious.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Hiding your Indian wife in campaign ads is crazy work

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy sh*t, EVERY LAST WORD that Michael Steele said here! 🔥 🔥

He blasted trump and Republicans for trying to sell Americans a bunch of bullshit on Communism.

"Who's buddy-buddy with all the big name Communists in the world? Donald trump."

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This clip, from Larry David's new show "Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness" is one of his FUNNIEST ever.

Awesome to have Rob Reiner as George Washington in possibly one of his final on-screen performances.

Cameo by Kimmel is chef's kiss.
RIP, Rob Reiner.