Infinite Monkey Theorem

Govt. isn’t the cure for all ails, or is it the enemy. The Scientific Method!

[Infinite Monkey Theorem @ContextPlease1]

@blackintheempir Will our people ever figure out that communism is dead and the reason the GOP loves Putin is because he promises to support their pseudo-christian, white male dominated America. They need anti-establishment, quasi-anarchist, Leftist Useful Idiots. https://t.co/rCB1Kdz97M

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Elon Musk is a military contractor with access to highly sensitive national security info. He also cheated on his wife Talulah, used ketamine, publicly smoked weed with Joe Rogan, and has regular phone calls with Vladimir Putin. Why is he treated differently than Jensen Huang?

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This new Reuters report is stunning.

A week before the U.S. captured Venezuela's leader, JD Vance reportedly met at a private Montana ski club with John Addison, an oil trader who had given $300,000 to help elect Vance to the Senate in 2022. Vance allegedly asked how fast Venezuela's oil could be sold if America took control of it.

Both men deny the meeting.

Flight records show their planes parked together that day.

Two days after the Venezuela operation, Energy Secretary Chris Wright called Addison and offered his company, Vitol, the job of selling Venezuela's oil. There was no public bidding. Vitol and one rival have since made hundreds of millions of dollars.

Addison and his wife also gave $7 million to help elect Trump, and he now chairs a board advising Secretary Wright.

Congress has a duty to act.

We should bring Secretary Wright, Vitol, and Addison in to testify under oath. We should demand the phone records, emails, and flight logs. We should find out whether anyone got a heads-up about a military operation. And we should require open, competitive bidding before any company profits from our foreign policy.

If nothing was wrong, let’s see the records.
https://t.co/wUddI1206p

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Here's the new Israeli plan:

1. Make sure Jeffries and Schumer are in place so there's no vote on ending the war funding during the lame duck session (and protect Hegseth).
2. Have Trump and Hegseth start a much bigger war with Iran during the lame duck.
3. After new Congress comes in, have Democratic leaders say it's too late to end the funding in the middle of combat operations.
4. Voila, you voted for huge change and instead you got ... Netanyahu.
5. Have everyone in mainstream media call any American who notices an antisemite.

Good news. If I'm wrong, you now have this very specific prediction that you can use against me to say I don't know what I'm talking about.

But if I'm right and this is what happens, then you'll know this was all pre-scripted. We are not in charge of our own country. #FreeAmerica

[Adam Scherer @ShipMyMoneyDFS]

Nick Wright: Clay Travis isn’t actually one of the dumbest people alive. He just pretends to be for money.

Clay Travis: I swear to God I’m genuinely one of the dumbest people alive

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

Its a damn shame that it took this long for someone to say this shit lol.

[Dana VanEffen @DanaVanEffen906]

@FrankLuntz

[Alyssa Farah Griffin @Alyssafarah]

Still so wild to me that DOJ announced that a bunch of the most prominent Right Wing influencers were being paid by a 3rd party company backed by Russia. And there were zero consequences for the anti-American pro-Russian propagandists.

In fact, many sitting US lawmakers still go on their programs!

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

Then protect their rights to safeguard YOUR OWN, not for any altruistic reasons.

“He that would make his own liberty secure,must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.”
-Thomas Paine

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

You don’t hate socialism. You hate the version that was explained to you by someone who owns 4 houses and 3 yachts

[Russell @ATLCWorker]

You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Alex Karp now says that Palantir is progressive, he’s always been a Democrat, Trump went too far on immigration and his primary commitment is to economic justice. LMAOOOOOO

[Scott Stossel @SStossel]

"The sheer range of these underwater finds is remarkable. Hand axes that are 300,000 to 1.4 million years old have turned up in the waters off South Africa. Neanderthal artifacts dating back more than 200,000 years have been found under the North Sea."

https://t.co/m8vXAAvRv3

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

David French's point is sharper than a simple anti-MAGA scold. Republicans spent years selling young men a parody of manhood: Trump, Kid Rock, Russell Brand, Andrew Tate, swagger without character, dominance without virtue. Then men 18-44 moved sharply left in the House vote.

French argues young men do not actually want Biff Tannen as a role model. They want models of courage, discipline, competence, and decency. A movement built on grievance and peacocking mistook male frustration for moral permission. A lot of men chose differently.

https://t.co/soKXAmTEaz

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

The Russian bot accounts are back in full force on X, in support of Pete Hegseth. Tells you the non-partisan patriots are back in control. Right.

[Infinite Monkey Theorem @ContextPlease1]

@AkilahObviously Not condoning his behavior, however, none of this would fundamentally alter his life in any meaningful way, not one bit.

For him, I’m assuming after about $20 billion dollars, it all just becomes a number.

[Florida Expert @Matt_Fleming321]

I feel like I should write a book about DeSantis. I had a front row seat to most of his bullshit, and it is so much worse than people think.

[Toby Rogers @uTobian]

I watched all 138 minutes of Joe Rogan's interview with @calleymeans. Calley's logic is as follows (my comments are in parentheses):

1. President Trump and RFK Jr. are heroes, the best people on the planet.

2. They keep getting bamboozled by staffers who know the system better, are secretly working for industry, and are demons.

3. Trump and RFK Jr. are completely unaware of these machinations by staffers (in spite of the fact that the details are in the news every day and activists are explaining to them exactly what is going on).

4. When Trump and RFK Jr. find out after the fact that they have been betrayed they are furious (and then do nothing).

(At no point does Joe Rogan ever ask why these betrayals are not met with firings of the people involved.)

5. Trump and RFK Jr. care deeply about these issues but this pattern just keeps happening because this is a structural problem and there is nothing Trump and RFK Jr. can do so we'll just have to pass a Constitutional amendment some day to address the problem of lobbyists. (The details of this proposed Constitutional amendment are never described.)

That's the interview. 2 hours and 18 minutes of this logic over and over again.

Heidi Overton! Plots with the DOJ to get the Supreme Court to take the glyphosate case! Writes the Executive Order to protect Bayer/Monsanto! Trump and RFK Jr. didn't know! Her punishment? Nominated to be the head of the FDA.

What!???

And that's how you know the interview is a psyop.

In point of fact, Trump or RFK Jr. could pull the Covid shots tomorrow. Trump or RFK Jr. could have stopped the approval of the Moderna mRNA flu shot or flavored vapes but refused to use their legal authority to do so. Both men know EXACTLY what is happening but they do nothing because THEY are captured by industry.

The Informed Consent Action Network even sent a letter to @SecKennedy back in June listing twenty things he could do with the stroke of a pen (no Congressional approval or committee meetings necessary) to reform the vaccine program to make it safer and none of those reforms have happened.

https://t.co/5lqxUzqyOJ

Meanwhile the White House, HHS, and MAHA tell the base to shut up so that industry can continue to get away with murder and the money will keep rolling in.

I'm sick of the lies. I'm sick of the fact that the government is engaged in iatrogenocide and Calley Means thinks that the problem is soda pop. I'm sick of the endless psyops that keep the killing on schedule and the profits thick. I'm sick of pretenders who have not done the work. I'm sick of fake heroes who refuse to use their power to protect the citizenry.

Listen to the moms. Pull the shots. Shut down these vile agencies. We don't need a Constitutional amendment. Everything necessary to stop the chronic disease epidemics can be done right now by President Trump and Secretary Kennedy with the powers that they already have. No more excuses.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The wrong Dana White on the anniversary of the wrong Four Seasons?? Total serendipity.

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

In case you’re keeping score, Things that died this week:

The Republican majority 
JD Vance’s political future
Election denialism
A Red Texas
Russell Brand’s freedom
Laura Loomer’s podcast
Trump on the ballot
LIV golf
Mike Johnson’s relevance
NY 21’s dignity
Katie Miller’s voting ability 
The “manosphere”
Cyber trucks
Susie Wiles’s NDA 
MAGA influencers’ Iran war support
“Total immunity”
Pete Hegseth’s sobriety
Mid-census redistricting 
Elon’s $500 million
Vivek Ramaswamy’s concession call 
TPUSA
Susan Collins’ “concerns”

But don’t worry…it’s nothing Stephen Miller can’t solve.