Joe King

Reality Genius. Gifted Coprophobic. Law stuff.

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@8Unidentified It's a shocking story.

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Joe was at the hospital, the other night and was asked about anything Joe is allergic to:
Sour cream.
Electricity.
Wet dish rags.
Green peas.

Cutey nurse laughed.
Joe was quite serious.

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@kirklandRI01 The wall is undefeated.

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@crutterbear Still a kick-stand every morning... But the morning wood is the morning peckcicle.

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@CosmicBayb @numlungzthe1 Oooooo... Wait...
What of the what?!
Oooooooo!

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@numlungzthe1 So close! 😂

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@jasperfenix9 @JackieDaytona20 @TheodoraLeigh4u @VICENews Didn't see this in time. Damn.

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@Sparkledocagain The WHO.

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@sabri44220662 Makes one wonder what that structure once was.

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@TheodoraLeigh4u @cuzzo_danny @VICENews That was the guy Juicy was pumpn, while on all fours.

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@MishaMakaver @ianmiles Bravo 👏

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@z3r0n0ns3ns3 Diggn the profile quote, Mr. Monkey.

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"Tools" is grown ass man translated to "Toys".
Simple.

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@fordguy2020 That's nasty-ass, Maurice! 😂

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What is a natural stool softener?
These turdpedos are a pain in the ass.

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They say smoke, from a camp fire, is more cleansing than water.

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@katieappleseed7 It has been sheep shit, since day one.
There's no turning baaaaaahck.

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@jimmyfailla That's just how white folks will do ya.

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@GodsLoveFamous No. Quite the opposite.