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@Con_Tomlinson @lotuseaters_com Prayers for their speedy recovery

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@Islam435 thanks for telling us what you really think of us

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@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk You will stuff parliament with Bangladeshis and muslims

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@kajakallas How much oil are you still buying?

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@BasilTheGreat You do need to mourn the death of a 19 year old woman though, whatever else you are thinking

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@JohnJackWithers The tragedy is that he climbed into a wild animal enclosure and the wild animal acted according to its nature. The wild animal didn’t ask to be there, the man did

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@KirstieMAllsopp I did this just to try to deter the people who couldn’t buy a house without having done a deal, a way of getting the asking price

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@shobweet Amazing, you turned it into one of the biggest companies in the world, time now to move on and do it again

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@CoachDon555 @M_Simonyan And the 4000 km border with their closest ally

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@RealMrKay Applied for hundreds, had calls from agents and finally decided the jobs didn’t exist, they were just getting people on their books

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@offgriddesigner Apparently they are going to break into our homes and take a crap in our toilets

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@SimonHarrisMBD You could have all sorts of fun with the wrong costume

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@ClarkeMicah What has he been taking more like

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@vonderleyen It wasn’t unacceptable to you when your team were doing it

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@IfindRetards Whoever your own government says is the most retarded

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@omgsidewalks Eat enough of your meal to be able to separate the remainder into separate piles then work on reducing each pile

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@omgsidewalks When you use a squeegee to clean the shower you just used, count the number of strokes and try to finish in under 32

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@GATESDK When your friend goes home and you realise they left their phone so you call them to tell them

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@elenaantoniou3 The British ruling elites

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@ModernityNews Just don’t pay it, I don’t