contortionist

i would love to be loved.

[contortionist @contortionist]

hey everyone youve got to check out this article! I made $360 today so far http://t.co/lPnmrfp

[contortionist @contortionist]

Stay-at-home mom earns more than $2294/week (Online). find out how here http://t.co/BzHB3h4

[contortionist @contortionist]

I'm an @ASOS Sale queue jumper! Find out how you can shop early too http://t.co/W3QgWKN #ASOSsale - RT to win £250 ASOS vouchers

[contortionist @contortionist]

i need an avenue where i can find OLDER, ELIGIBLE, LOCAL gay men. sigh.

[contortionist @contortionist]

@smartiechoke IKEA on its own is dusty and germified... what more with this pandemic. hugs my dearest pls recover soon.

[contortionist @contortionist]

hey peeps... you all know i'm at http://alibaba1983.livejournal.com ... right? man i feel so stupid for doin wat i did. update y'all later.

[contortionist @contortionist]

i think Cupid hates me. Big time.

[contortionist @contortionist]

sometimes i really wonder, what else am i to do? i'm smart, funny, i try to look my best most of the time. and i have a big heart. wat more?

[contortionist @contortionist]

alibaba1983.livejournal.com ... longer entries!

[contortionist @contortionist]

@smartiechoke i luv u too, my zooey bean :P

[contortionist @contortionist]

@smartiechoke ok honey, u're not made for domestication. period.

[contortionist @contortionist]

am waiting for scarlet's repairs to be done. i swear to be 500% more careful with her.

[contortionist @contortionist]

@smartiechoke honey, use that peeler thing.

[contortionist @contortionist]

all i ever wanted was a simple man, so i could be a wife...

[contortionist @contortionist]

do i really need others...?

No.

[contortionist @contortionist]

i do not wish to reach the stage where i have to watch my diet... NO! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[contortionist @contortionist]

i should not have watched that Tyra Show episode talking about food before bed... damn it... now i gotta wait till 2.30 am. hark!

[contortionist @contortionist]

i spy with my little paki eye, a cutie at the gym!! *swoons!* how about mature but not old, manly but not overbearing, pan-asian charm :P ?

[contortionist @contortionist]

empty empty empty. Sometimes I feel like screaming in public "what the fuck else do you want from me??"

[contortionist @contortionist]

holy fuck the last i blogged was a year back! i'm only here again cos i heard KIM KARDASHIAN IS ON TWITTER!! LIKE WHOAAA!!!