Cardboard Contraband

I might be the Red Ranger, you don’t know.
• Gamer • Dogfather • 2010 Halo Sleepover Invitational Grand Champion •

[Cardboard Contraband @contraband_jay]

I'm Jay! I turn 30 in 2026, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the finer things in life.
I post mostly about Video Games, Movies, TV Shows, and Trading Cards, so if you dig that stuff you should stick around!

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Samoan Joan shouldn't have been able to walk after this spot, absolutely breathtaking

[Harv @HarvAddy]

The greatest “fuck it” I’ve ever seen in wrestling

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@Hazop_art A24 has a history of their films being almost nothing like the trailer.

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@JobberNationTV I hate you people. Can't attend a historic event without somebody declaring you a Nazi.

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Hot Fuzz is simply one of the greatest pictures to ever be in motion

[Spyro @SpyroTheDragon]

Take flight on a bold new adventure.

Spyro: A Realm Beyond, coming Spring 2027.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Timothy Dalton in HOT FUZZ (2007) is one of the great casting jokes. A man once criticized for being too intense as James Bond gets dropped into a comedy and turns that exact intensity into the funniest thing in the movie.

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@ReggieChatman Pitcher looked pissed off, but she's the one throwing meatballs out there

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

Gears of War Mad World commercial (2006)

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@SketchesByKing https://t.co/ot5oyv9dez please watch

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@StooliePicks a product of good Wisconsin cheese

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@SketchesByKing so excited to watch Spider Noir, gonna start it ASAP

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@SpurrellPaul a man of class, I see

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@SketchesByKing mic drop moment! Lets go!

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@WeWatchedAMovie oh fffffffffuck yeah dude i'm getting off just in time

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@eonLepidopteran @BlizzardCSEU_EN The replies are why new players don't exist, everybody that would try the game just drops it over shit like this. The cutscenes should be unskipable just to stick it to the people that can't slow down for 2 seconds.

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@SketchesByKing legit just mute a bunch of words from the timeline, flood the algorithm with anime and video game news, never look back.

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@SketchesByKing I could not be happier to have just stopped caring, dude. The Democrats are fuckin just delusional fairy people and pompous assholes, and the Republicans are just money hungry grifters. None of them have cared about America, or Americans for our entire lives at the least.

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@nypost Just stop making random bullshit and give people what we want, I promise its not hard, any dipshit lore nerd could save Star Wars at this point.

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@SketchesByKing From what I understand I think they’re replacing it with a different Gundam! Maybe tequila Gundam