Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor

Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is amazing. Servant of Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

🦅: When you really stop to think about it. I am the best pokemon ever. Let that sink in.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@Girasham_Sioc 🦅: Thanks.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

🦅: It has come to my attention that nobody really likes me very much. But I honestly don't care because I've gotten used to it. Say and do all you want, but you’re not gonna phase me.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: That's so sad.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord whatever this is?
*He waves his claw in a circle towards Scizor as he says that*

Because I can wait if you need me to.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

[ Closed interaction with @M0chi_0verlord ]

*Fezendipiti wanted to bring Staraptor to Kitakami to show him her feather care routine. Staraptor accepted her offer, and now they've arrived in Kitakami. They may also do some sight seeing as he has never been to Kitakami before*

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: Uhh... what? is he doing?

*Staraptor looks very perplexed by what he's looking at*

🦅: Anyways, I'll take this one. She'll hate this, but that's why I'm getting it.

*Staraptor picked up the ogre mask*

🦅: So. Are you ready to go, or do we need to take a second to finish+

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: Yeah, keep dreaming bud.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: Hmm... Oh!

*He quickly flies over to the mask vendor and picks up the Ogre mask*

🦅: Okay, if you were a Wimpod and you saw this mask, how terrified would you be? If I were her, I would be pretty scared.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: I like the way you think. So. Let's go rob some vendors!

*He starts flying towards the festival, making sure not to leave Fezendipiti behind*

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: I'm sorry to hear that...

*He paused*

🦅: So does that mean we should steal the food and not have to pay the overpriced prices? Since they already don't like you.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: I'm not really big into games, but as long as the food is good and the masks will scare Lâche, then it rings my bells. And depending on what the games are, I might give it a try.

...

🦅: So what happened? If you don't mind me asking. Why don't they honor you three anymore?

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@MisMagiusTRUE 🦅: Give her the Chandelure one because he's a stupid idiot piece of furniture.

🪲: Can I have the Applin pie? :O

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: Awfully bold of you to let me decide where we go first.

*He thought for a moment*

🦅: I hear that this place has a really nice festival that they hold year-round. I'm curious to see what they have to offer.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: Uh huh. Yup. Some nobody that's actually in champions. Some nobody that has a mega.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: Because I'M better.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: You just hate me because you ain't me.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

🦅: Me

🪲: I can't decide😫

[𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙄𝘼𝙎, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙍𝙑𝙊𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙏 @upon_an_eon]

DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!!

Day 14, for MUSES!

If you were on a gameshow, who would you trust to give you the answer to the final question?
Or, who’s the smartest person you know?