Danimal

Reuben sandwich’s ever gentle on my mind.

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Also, he only gets awarded 50 points in the end.

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At age 11, Ron Weasley is as good at Wizards Chess as Lord Voldemort.

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Terraform certification: terraform-idable.

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#LIVMCI via @premierleague https://t.co/pKhJ4rKWzU

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Am I going deaf or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles since like 2019

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Gassy.

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“Clifford the big red dog” but as a horror film could be fun.

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I don’t know why, but I hear all @IronChicTheBand song titles as if @kylekinane is speaking them. It fits perfectly. Anyone else?

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@batenkaitos Totally.

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Parts of parenting I didn’t anticipate: listening to my favorite music at an acceptable volume in the kitchen while making them pizza and my kids telling me to turn it off because the song the gorilla performs in ‘Sing’ is better. I still don’t what my kids have against Slayer.

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Terraform is terra-fying if you are not detail oriented.

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Me: Here’s half my income.

Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.

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My authToken timer counts down faster than the “click to skip” button on a YouTube Ad.

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It’s clear to me that Bruno is Nate Dogg

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La-da-da-da-dah
It's the motherfucking Family Madrigal (Mirabel!!!)
La-da-da-da-dah
You know I'm mobbing with the cas-I-ta yeah, yeah, yeah. #DrDre #Encanto

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Cereal for breakfast, and I used too much milk. Coffee strength was on point though.

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@drycereal You too! Hope all is well with you and your family!

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@GiantToast1 @drycereal The good guys dress in black remember that, just in case we’re ever face to face and make contact, the title held by me MIB…

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@drycereal Wild Wild West Jim West Desperado rough rider no you don’t want nada, none of this, six gunnin this, brotha runnin this, buffalo soldier look it’s like I told ya

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The coffee I made this morning was not strong enough, flavor wise.