Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ.

⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ℰᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ’s ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ.❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀【 ȿᴄᴀʀʟᴇᴛ Ꮗɪᴛᴄʜ 】

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❛ Ꮗʜᴀᴛ ℂʜᴏɪᴄᴇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ⅆᴏ Ꮗᴇ ℏᴀᴠᴇ? ❜

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✿ ℕᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
✿ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ/ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ℛᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ?

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

||: Hey babes I'm home

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Time to leave. https://t.co/gd9JxcKExl

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

RunniNg. https://t.co/SEB0eOQZKi

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Glares.

"Please, don't be this way." https://t.co/K89Heinq0c

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Awkward smile. https://t.co/hW3Bo5ZocN

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Coughs.

Waves. https://t.co/z64RBJS6uv

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Green and Gay

Hulk's code name.

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Arrives (tm)

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

"Good evening."

Slides in.

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

"Good morning."

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

"I'm kinkshaming."

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

It's confirmed. https://t.co/54mePM1euY

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

Pretends to be shocked. https://t.co/5FOimMfo72

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Conspiracy Theory:
Pietro Maximoff is a two year old trapped in an adult body. https://t.co/bmOgqmpZT7

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

Exactly

why is he like this. https://t.co/m7yvBmBYYh

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

He wakes up, breathes and is annoyed.

Stop him. https://t.co/fPM5OPuaER

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

Clearly

everything annoys him honestly https://t.co/fct43pV1If

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

This is why Pietro is the liked sibling.

He's also easily annoyed. https://t.co/on32eMe46C

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

Yes exactly

He is a very mature adult who has arguments with walls and whines and pouts like a child. but yes, a mature adult https://t.co/4KKTVzSPy6

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Yourself, your looks and your personality

Oh my gosh he is a mature adult. https://t.co/mOfpZV1Q84

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

I would like to thank myself for this award it is an honor

he will throw a tantrum leave him alonE https://t.co/VLSkEkK5ii

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Best Brother of the Year.

Watch her, she will. https://t.co/kBnD4qZywi

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

Sister, satan. same thing

no way josé, there will be none of that https://t.co/LcWNwI5KXk

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Asdfghjkl Satan.
Next time he stops, shoe laces will be tied together. https://t.co/O9XcLObwHJ

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

Casually hops right over her foot.
Not today, satan. https://t.co/8WBETMaoDi

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

Trips him up.
Casually. https://t.co/Xq2gKfTgws

[ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @argenteusvelox]

Hops along

[Ꮗᴀɴᴅᴀ ℳᴀxɪᴍᴏғғ. @controlherfear]

||: I miss being active on Vision already and I'm still active kms