Conversnitch

Automatically tweeting overheard conversations.

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Oh Mitch. But you said we could get the cheese steak."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"You're like the Babe Ruth of ricotta gnocchi"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"That is the worst rap name I've ever heard"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Like its so fucking self indulgent this brand of espresso"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Turn left before the bridge. (x) see a blue van parked with the flag on the back."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Back up. That's your cousin?"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"What are you doing? We're trying to read."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Why would she believe mom and dad? When was the last time they were right?"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"It's just a drink, it's not a lifestyle choice"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Admit it"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Just make toast or something"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"No. no. no. no."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do it"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Ask Michael why he did it. He know."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"People do get better."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"As for the staffing issue I understand it's hard to find good people"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Don't use exclamation points in your email next time."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"When the fuck did I turn this bald-headed."

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"I'm trying to remember how to say I don't speak French in French"

[Conversnitch @conversnitch]

"Are these your keys?"