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MUSIC!!!!!!

[Conrad beattie @convict360]

@John_Wrighteous is a tadger I have not got polio and but @KevinGall67 make me pregnant

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@KevinGall67 I want you to make me pregnant

[Conrad beattie @convict360]

Might have polio

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Started herbal life #newstart

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Tweet tweet smell ma feet give me something healthy to eat

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@AshleyClaire88 I'll give you an ass whoopin lol

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Not gonna lie, I'm pretty fucking excited for fast 7!

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@SouthPark stick of truth needs downaloadable content where you have to get 3.50 back from the loch Ness monster for chefs mum and dad.

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@daniellerankin I don't think the line up has been set yet. All I know is it's moving to strathallan castle this year.

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@daniellerankin Dae it! Haha.

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@daniellerankin lol. Yeah I'm not bad, cheers! How's yerself? Nah I have not sadly, although I think Im hitting up TITP you got much planned

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@daniellerankin make me proud!

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Looks like the last time I was on this, I was up to my neck in giraffes.

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Fighting giraffes as if their nothing

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So israel have shelled Gaza killed a bunch of weans and adults said sorry and @David_Cameron is still standing by them.. Fucking disgraceful

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Im not a fan of big Alex salmond but if we get independence I would thank the shit out of him and buy him a pint #YesScotland

[YesRosewell @YesRosewell]

Don't give in to media bias & #ProjectFear - be a lion on the 18th September!
#voteYes #indyref

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@Lang_7 @iLovePinto also no doubt @KrisCaww will wanna come

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@Lang_7 @iLovePinto ahh maan I really want one now and I need to go to work :( we shall go soon and mibby hit up the cinema anawl ?

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Watching some old too hot for tv mock the week and forgot how well Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis bounce of each other. It's comedy gold .