ConvoKing

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Family, jobs, cinema, cricket and the lies we tell ourselves.

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@kiranagarwal06 Relatives are relatives, your mom runs a better PR for her side relatives

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They say travelling makes you a better person.

Only if you are not prone to vomitting.
😂😂😂😂

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Everyone talks abt the tragedies of characters like Karna, but we need to talk abt the ultimate masterclass in resilience: Sri Krishna.

His entire life was a storm of hurdles, yet his spirit never broke.
>Born in a prison while his uncle murdered his siblings.
>Survived non-stop assassination attempts since birth.
>Fought 17 brutal wars against Jarasandha, eventually leaving his home to protect his people,
>Endured Gandhari's curse with grace and calm.
>Witnessed the tragic end of his own clan, yet died with smile alone in a forest.

He didn’t complain, he didn’t play the victim, and he never stopped smiling.

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@Ninja_Warrior11 😂😂😂😂

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When I was 24, a 6 year old kid called me Uncle.

His mom was 30-35 at that time.

I went straight to her and called her Aunty.

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When I was a teenager, I thought Playboy means.. A boy who plays games/sports well.

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Hi @PhonePe I did 18 rupees transaction using the app and @urstrulyMahesh voice said 17 rupees. For a second shopkeeper thought I was a fraud. I showed them the transaction & they believed. Requesting you to fix if there's any glitch.

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"I want to follow my dream."

Indian parents: "Can you pay bills with a dream? Now go get a job so we can showoff to our neighbors." 💀

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My grandfather's walking stick and leather belt are older than Pakistan.

[Cyborg 🇵🇰🍁 @cyborg_reborn]

Fun fact: Yoga has its origins in modern day Pakistan, not India.

And this horned seal from ancient Pakistan (Indus valley) is the strongest archaeological evidence for it.

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@hellochaitu Entha manchivadivi anna, ippudu niku vesey punch ki nuvve template ista antav..

[ConvoKing @convokingg]

is India a country of shy people? Look at our population..!!

I partially agree with your opinion. People here only feel shy about what others think of them. Once they are comfortable, ...there's no going back.

[Reva Shinde @Shinde_Revati21]

If you remove the concept of arranged marriage from India, half of Indians would probably never get married !😭

India is a country of shy people.🫣

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If humans also do the same, how can you differentiate humans and animals? There has to be some dissimilarity.

[Ashwini @GhortaleAshwini]

Why not human?

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Maturity is realising that you are not mature enough to take few matured decisions.

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@venom1s Because he knows that they can't survive around the cruel people

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Would you pick your career again in your next life?

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Don't overexplain to your friend. Just say, do it bsdk.

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And the procrastination isn't even fun. We're just sitting there, fully conscious, watching the deadline approach like bullet train while we scroll through X.

[Swapnil Ghule @swwapnil_ghule]

being an adult is just knowing what needs to be done and still procrastinating

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Me looking at TL flirting with girls in the team, completing their tasks and recommending them for promotions.

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@swwapnil_ghule

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The only actor who wastes his potential by selecting stupid scripts?