Conway Twittier

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@BubTackett @JasonIsbell @jakeowen I wouldn’t be calling someone a pansy with calves that look like yours.

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@highbrow_nobrow @RawStory He looks like a mouse with some sort of syndrome.

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@MarkGra96588410 @AppalachiaCajun Not gonna lie. I’m a little freaked out by all the porn likes in your profile from you. Especially with young middle schoolers and high schoolers from your own county, their photos mixed in, with your pornographic fetishes of young to elderly vag.

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@SmartCookieAZ @Wolfiesmom You read books? Highly unlikely.

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@Eggman85 @KirbyTheriot @tinycans @davidhogg111 I think ol’ Kirby is forgetting who is banning books and certain historical subjects being taught in schools across the states - an echo chamber, indeeeed.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Biden’s fingers are bigger than yours and Trump’s hands combined #notveryalphaofyou

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I took an alpha shit that was tougher than @NickAdamsinUSA and it was diarrhea.

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.@NickAdamsinUSA anybody that puts ‘alpha male’ in their tag is definitely one of the most insecure and complete non-alpha chodes around. It’s hilarious to witness how weak you are. A plain bagel is tougher than you, cupcake.

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@gtconway3d “Retruths” ha!

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@tedcruz This is proving you’re not very bright. Wrong oil, hun.

[WV is a dystopian nightmare @eledawva]

@WVGovernor So shocking that you, a coal baron with multiple EPA violations, would be so eager to sacrifice the health of #WV to line your own pockets & keep criming.
Just shocking I tells ya!
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@TTuberville You are all of those things.

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@DavidCaillouet @nerdytattooer Go take your Geritol, David. Time for a nap.

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@Fitzgeraldbc @AbbyJohnson

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@AbbyJohnson @tammycrowder No. We know you exist. We marvel at how idiotic you appear to be.

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@DrScottHadland @KPochickMD Just like they’ll force them to continually endure school shootings. This is a true hellscape.

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@tammycrowder @LtGovColeman @RobFulk One kid going through that trauma is already one too fucking many.

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@BobbyNorman17 @LtGovColeman

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@CawthornforNC Go lick boots.