Aparna

Leave me a loan.

Decided to join Twitter in 2019 cause I have no friends.

[Press Trust of India @PTI_News]

India slams Pakistan over desecration of Gurdwara Nankana Sahib and killing of a Sikh man in the neighbouring country, says those who cannot take care of their minorities, should not tell others how to do it

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@lookdoyousee This face looks innocent and creepy and like an upside down face at the same time. Talent. Heppy beurday

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And the drama in Indian politics goes on-i-on #OnionPrices #NirmalaSitharaman #punkibaat

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How do you get through those long hours at a corporate job that's going nowhere? Beer-ly.
#whatislife #whenisfriday #why #sellouts #beeroclock #punkibaat

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@Divye__ I'm seeing this late and it may be over Ba-Taiwant it to continue. Belize don't stop. Even if Indian, it doesn't really matter

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#pawarplay #pawar #punkibaat

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@rickygervais 3:10 to Yumama's house #AddOneWordToMakeAFilmMoreFun

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@thepeeinghuman

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#hamarabajaj #naamtohsunahoga #RahulBajaj #democracy #roshni #fear

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@rickygervais Raging Bull shit

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This floor makes my shoes squeek. Why you gotta be ZAMEEEN
#orisitmysole #flooringwars #punkibaat

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Reach office an hour late.
Can't find laptop.
Colleague: Mac idhar hai
#punkibaat #andaazapnaapna #TGIF

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@DilliDurAst Want respect but can't seem to earn it? Learn from Arvind and Ravi on how they force the Indian public to respect them through their stage names Sri Sri and AAP

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What does Salman Khan have in common with demonisation? They both tried ridding India of black bucks #oldjokenewtwitteraccount #BoycottDabangg3 #demonitisation #Modi #alwaysremember

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Uddhav Thackeray: sworn in as Maharashtra's CM.
Bombay: Sena Sena how you did it to me.
#thackgayerey #MaharashtraPoliticalCrisis #ThackeraySarkar

[Aparna @conwhomain]

How do you get over a flyover and reduce your carbon footprint? Uber se. #riseabove #flyover #uber #punkibaat @Uber