cooby

i think about toads a lot

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@tobyfox GASTER

[amy, the impervious @MixolydianMagus]

how it feels being an okay magic player surrounded by significantly better magic players

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@wicklingstan I’d just like to point out that canon events are explicitly not a real thing. That’s, like, the whole point of the movie.

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

The funniest thing about this is that Mr Frog is canonically a baby-eating demon

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Exactly what we are all expecting for the debate.

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

Only two episodes into season 4, but I will honestly be SHOCKED if by the end of the show Ryan doesn’t actually become a hopeful Superman figure

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

can someone please explain why I'm rendering a video and the time remainING GOES UP

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

Man I love Brickleber- I mean Paradise PD- I mean F Is For Fam- I mean Fugget About- I mean Bordertown- I mean-

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

For decades no network would touch @adamcarolla’s animated sitcom “Mr. Birchum” for fear of offending the wrong people.

Fortunately, we love offending the wrong people, so on 5/12 @DailyWirePlus is bringing him back.

Tune in for the premiere, Sunday at 9pm ET. Ep. 1 is free, only on DW+

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

Unironically would kill as Magneto

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Giancarlo Esposito reveals he has been cast in the MCU.

The role will not be one that fans have theorised in the past.

(Source: https://t.co/D7eIrd3i2C)

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Tonight, I’m watching “Cocaine Bear” 🐻

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Winston Duke wants to play Batman in the DCU.

(Source: https://t.co/dURmRBcWhW)

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@NRSC Republicans when their actions have consequences

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@kayteterry Cassowary my beloved

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@DawnBauer1111 @TomiLahren @KristiNoem Ranch or not those animals are family. We gave them to folks that wanted them. Amish, shelters, people that needed animals we couldn’t care for. What didn’t work for us, worked for them. Ranch folk are communal, not psychotic. (2/2)

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@DawnBauer1111 @TomiLahren @KristiNoem Hey so I come from a family of ranchers! We had our fair share of rambunctious animals. Goats escaping, dogs attacking chickens, the whole 9 yards. So what did we do? We put up fences. We trained the animals. When all else failed we didn’t shoot them. (1/2)

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

My desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@memeticsisyphus >gets hit with rock by kid
>kills kid

Yeah seems fair

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

@JamboExplained Literally what has Ted ever done

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

You keep Todd away from 1 & 2 or so help me God-

[Bri @CasualInACorset]

Would you rather:

Have Fallout 5
Or
A remake of 1&2 in the same style as the other Fallout games

[cooby @coobyjackcheese]

Literally the entire plot of this game revolves around pregnancy, miscarriages, and women being forced to carry children, where umbilical cords are required to get the true ending.

But no, it's not about womenhood at all /s