Jas

[gordie by the sea @thetransportcr]

just got "as per my last email"d

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Bada bing bada boom

Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@dreamsbed1 I will shit on your doorstep if another one of you replies to this

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

Hey @Dreams_Beds I ordered a bed two months ago and the order has been rescheduled the day before delivery TWICE now after confirming delivery and my time slot. Happy to take my money but not deliver I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️👍🏽

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@_Claim_center_ Omg no stop trying to scam me

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@DreamsBedsRep No you’re scammers lol

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@khemani_rl @_AsksupportH It’s a joke I’m being told after 2 months of waiting I have to wait another fucking month

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@LettersSun22585 @Rigpa10 @OwenBenjamin Nu uh

[𝓩 Crave @0nthe12thfloor]

WE’RE JUST SO PRETTAY!!!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Had my frog's DNA tested

Turns out he's part Irish, part Italian and a tad pole

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@LettersSun22585 @Rigpa10 @OwenBenjamin What advantage?

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@LettersSun22585 @Rigpa10 @OwenBenjamin Using big words doesn’t make you smart or correct. Hope this helps!!

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@LettersSun22585 @Rigpa10 @OwenBenjamin But it’s not a baby so now what

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@Rigpa10 @OwenBenjamin So neither are a sin. So shut up.

[Jas @coochiequeen776]

@Rigpa10 @OwenBenjamin Where in the bible does it say that?

[Chris @gobshitechris]

Why was mine different

[rice @usohtsuki]

"cinephile" and you haven't even watched lego batman

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

I don’t know the origin of piggy banks but I like to assume it was a rural Polish superstition to exploit kosher law to protect your change from Jews

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday