Rotten Cooch

you know who i am

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me with my boyfriend:

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My bf’s coworker and his wife are pregnant. Do not tell anyone.

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Crazy karaoke night last night, i think 95% of people missed it

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My lunch was not very good today. Pho is not good reheated

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@brockraugh … i-

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Got into an argument at cvs with an employee today and yes i did get my free bag of candy

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A toddler was physically removed from our yard on halloween because he wanted to play with our halloween decorations instead of going trick or treating.

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Every year on halloween my dad tells me that he made a voodoo doll of me then asks if my foot/arm/ face hurts

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Beefing with my boyfriend’s brother today, tomorrow, sunday, and monday.

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I hate the Steelers. Bad boys.

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My friends signed me up for a game show today

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I HATE THE CUBS!!!! 👎👎👎👎👎

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Nick jonas broke up the band because of his diabetes

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Called my bf old and laughed at him so he paused my wifi with the ATT app.

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Welp sorry buckaroo, i don’t make the rules. Im selling travis kelce ive been too disappointed

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Travis, you will be benched if you do not score at least 12 points today. @taylorswift13 u know what u need to to

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I think pantsing people is back..

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Drinking for Xavier Worthy tonight

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Gonna have an ice cold glass of miralax now #MondayMotivation

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🚨 Taylor Swift has changed her username to Killatay 🚨

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Everyone, my name is Rotten Cooch, NOT stinky bush