the things i would do to be going through a painful, throwing up crying, life-altering breakup just in time for t swifts album drop tn. some ppl just have all the luck 🤧
i’m not hating on people having babies. but there’s just something about getting boned, getting knocked up, peeing onto a stick, and then posting that pee stick for everyone to see…
not me joking to the waitress “no that’s my brother” when she asked if me & my date were getting our check together. the whole table fell silent. i wanted to evaporate