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go teams i root for

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@purpleslfc I just did. What a demon. Knicks in 4

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Oh this really puts a damper on the season

[Annie Heilbrunn @annieheilbrunn]

Ramon Laureano had right hip surgery today to repair a labrum. Most likely out for rest of season. #Padres

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@purpleslfc Dang probably

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@WESOMEFAMILYMEN What I would do to get my demon in the Dub teaming up with Uhaa

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huh

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Godzilla is being added to ‘SONIC RACING CROSSWORLDS’.

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@HubPointless Which one do you want to fuck

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

Dear @bullyray5150,

I did it. 100lbs down since April 20 of last year, 400 days to be exact. In spite of being 43, with a bad hip and worse knee, and a lifelong diabetic (with accompanying insulin resistance).

You see, I got sick of being told I looked like you, because nobody wants to be told they're like the most detestable person this side of the White House. And in our semi-regular sparring sessions, your only third-grade comeback was "u r fat." So while the primary reason for me doing this was to stay alive for my daughter, I must say, spite is a helluva motivator.

So in a weird way, thank you for being such a piece of shit, it truly powered me. And yes I had some medication help, but I also missed 14 gym days in 14 months, and your awfulness was responsible for at least some of this weight loss.

But more importantly and in closing, you can suck my fit and trim dick...from the back.

Go Sox.

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Wait it’s actually real 🥲

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for the ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE LAST RONIN’ game.

The game is being developed by PlatinumGames (‘Bayonetta’).

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@winterweather You’re right. It says Talla Tonga defeats Royce Keys

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@WESOMEFAMILYMEN Hmmm I’m free that day

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@CTETrigger Asking my 5th year LT to give up half his NIL money

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@G0AwayHeat @JustinWhang You just reminded me I have these saved

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I died and the Padres are my hell

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Well..it's now June 2026

Apparently 7 billion of us who got vaccinated are now meant to be dead

Anyone out there who is vaccinated and still alive?

✋

[cook @cook17]

“Are there any ancient photos in the pyramids of dinosaurs”

Society might be cooked

[Zach Sang Show @ZachSangShow]

Rico Nasty doesn't believe dinosaurs are real

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@RichLatta32 🤭

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The Padres should trade Mason Miller before he needs Tommy John

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@TheChamner @TooMuchMortons_ Don’t we leave

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lmao what

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Yikes: New Patriots wide receiver AJ Brown admitted to leaking stories about the Eagles to the media to "motivate" the team.

"It was done purposely to give us a push. It gives everything legs to push everyone to be better. I feel like it was okay to do."

😬😬😬