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Grumpy old man.

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IF YOURE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ THIS

fellow grown folks. isn’t oatmeal delicious

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Failurreeee

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@SayPIease this looks filtered CHEATER

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Watching Row FAIL AT LIFE LAL

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@_L0V3D_ @CelesteisCOOL Fine :P but it's not Spring yet

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@Error_4O4_ Who cares?

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@Error_4O4_ No one. My mom said she'd call me when she heard you broke up with me but she didn't.

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@PoorAndObscure fuck him, break it!

[Anna @NotAnnaBanana]

#ThingsILearnedToday don't fuck with a pregnant girl at ikea

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@NotAnnaBanana Retweets

[Anna @NotAnnaBanana]

Which is better retweets or favorites?

[ℓiz @_L0V3D_]

@L00kingForASign @SomebodysDancer @EV_ANGEL_lNE @WhatsTheBigldea @SLEEPlNGATLAST @CelesteisCOOL @cookEM0Nstar Anna! She's an awesome cook.

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So much for calling me mom. Let down once again.

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Yeah. Nice subtle way of telling your Valentine they need to lose some weight. Who wouldn't be offended by that?

[Diet Pepsi @dietpepsi]

Send a Diet Pepsi kiss to your Valentine: <3 #SharetheLove

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This is probably the coolest party I'll ever go to. http://t.co/irned5VV #BlackHearts #twvt

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@PoorAndObscure haha Okay, I didn't know if that was enough to be an insider or not x)

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@Error_4O4_

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@PoorAndObscure Oh don't worry, that's bound to happen anyway ;)

[James @Error_4O4_]

Well I know what I'm getting @cookEM0Nstar today!