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Potato 'eyes' can't actually see. But they CAN feel! #POTATO #Icanseeyou

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Onions have no known relatives. That is why it makes you cry to cut them up. #ONIONS #ORPHANS #CRYING

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Had enough of eating robin's eggs?; try chicken eggs insted! #EGGS #CHICKENS

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The govnerment says You Are what You Eat.

So just call ME HorseShit!! #GOVERNMENTOVERREACH

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If your countertop were food you wouldn't have to cooke! Eat your counter!! #COUNTERFORDINNER

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Cabbage and lettuce are cousins so they may marry! #MARRIAGE #CABBAGE #LETTUCE #LETTUCEMARRY

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Batman v Superman--if either of these 2 were bananas they'd get pretty bruised!! #BANANA #BANANADAY #TUESDAYSAREBANANASNOW

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Bananas are the happiest food because they are wearing clothes #BANANA #YELLOWJACKET

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You know what the saying: pumpkins are the cadillac of gourds. #PUMPKIN #HAVINAGOURDTIME #GASPUMPKINGUZZLERZ

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BE "on fleek" BUY SOME LEEK.S #TRENDY

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BUY MORE LEEKS #LEEK

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Eggplants were the first documented source of electricity. That's why we call them "nature's generators" #EGGPLANT #BENFRANKLIN

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First tweet and here we go! Bone appetite! #FirstTweet #FoodsTweet