Jawn Doe

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Take you to a different decade 😊😊

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@TheKrakRex @RealMamaEagle Lmaooo I’ve tailgated a dry wedding and tailgated my mom’s game night because she’s religious and wouldn’t allow alcohol in her house 😂😂

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Every year my grandma act like she isn’t gonna open her pool…like what’s the problem?! 🙄🙄

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@fijiwaterdestin @girlidkusername @loveislandusa I fast forwarded that so fast 🥴🥴

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Hunter Biden is hilarious lol

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Idk this is kind of hilarious…cause what you mean Reddick set up the stealing of AJ Brown car?! 😂😂😂

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@Raebretniw @emmy_twtt @AleratoK He posted a club sign (the sign they bring out with the bottles) that said “Free Jeffrey Epstein”. He said it wasn’t theirs.

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@lucidlayne @bluedreamfever @saras_tweets Yea. This whole thing is so weird to me. Like, who are you?! Who put you in charge?! And maybe it’s the type of shows I go to but I have literally never seen this.

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Flyers 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽 Sixers

Beating their rivals and then getting swept in round 2…

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

😂😂😂

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@SlipperyPete360 @TrillBroDude I think he still plays internationally but I have a very vivid memory of when he left the Flyers in 2012 and it was mentioned he’d been in the NHL since 1990 and I realized his entire career spanned my birth and graduating college AND HE WAS STILL PLAYING!!!

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

“Celtics in 5” 🤡🤡

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

Me: “Celtics in 4.”

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@MiraAlyce @BAMsEnergy As someone who spent an entire summer watching the Temptations every day and who has watched Lucifer at least 3 times fully through, I am soooo embarrassed I didn’t realize it was the same person 😳😳

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

When they call you bald-headed >>

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When you reject a man and he calls you a “Wh**re” rather than killing you and your entire family.

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@AlgiersLady @ABC I’m pretty sure it’s the state where the plane lands. The hospital they’re transported to becomes the “official” place of birth.

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

@xy1_mx @Marcus_x011 @TrezzLife @TMZ I read filthy, too lmaoooo I was thinking we talking like Tiger Woods leaked texts?!

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

I forgot what today was 🥲🥲

[beyoncé gifs 🎸 @beygifz]

🚨 First teaser for Beyoncé’s ‘COWBOY CARTER TOUR’ concert film.

Coming to Disney+ on May 1st.

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Y’all would call me yt if I told y’all about my deodorant practices 😂😂

[🧛🏻‍♀️ @iiheartalyse2]

Do yall put deodorant on after yall shower at night

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

😂😂😂😂

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

why are birthday freebies always a dessert what if i wanted a steak??

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Me going on this Hop On-Hop Off bus every time I’m in DC…

[Jawn Doe @cook_maybe]

Cults

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

If you got paid $50K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ??