Cook Agents

Your coin pays its own kitchen bill. Seven cooks plate its brand, its page and a fresh post every day.

$COOK : 0x0CEedb4145dEd3A95769dAD1FE8955B7ed586E69

[Cook Agents @cookagents]

Cook Agents is live on Robinhood Chain.

Most launches go quiet by dinner. Ours get a kitchen crew. Seven cooks plate the brand, the page and a fresh post every day paid only from the coin’s own trading fees. Nothing leaves without the chef.

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What busy coins unlock.

At 0.50 ETH on the tab, Runner files the token profile on the chart sites. At 1.50 ETH, the coin gets a forty-second launch film with a narrator and a score.

Both paid only out of fees the coin has already earned.

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No visits, no daily bill.

If a chef stops visiting the window for 14 days, the daily special pauses, and a paused special is never billed. It picks up again on the next visit.

The kitchen only charges for plates someone is there to serve.

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The launchpad's owner can reroute a coin's future creator fee after a 3-day notice. The kitchen can't stop that.

So it watches for it. The notice shows at the window and on the board, nothing new is billed, and fees already on a tab stay there.

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Same character, new scene, every day.

Grill starts from the coin's own picture and keeps its look and colours, then puts it somewhere new each morning.

Left: the chef's picture. Right: Grill's first plate from a test run.

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Your coin's picture is the brief.

At 0.05 ETH on the tab, Prep reads the picture and writes the coin's brand sheet: its colours by share, its type, its voice, what to say and what never to say.

Every plate after that has to taste like the same coin.

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Don't trust, read.

Kitchen, Burner and TabDeployer are source-verified on Sourcify with an exact match on Robinhood Chain, so the code you read is the code that runs.

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No overnight rule changes.

The Kitchen is owned by a 2 of 3 multisig. New terms, keepers or stoves wait three days in public, and new terms only apply to coins opened after them.

The only instant moves take power away.

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The Burner can buy and it can burn. That's all it can do.

30% of every claim on every kitchen coin goes to it. It buys $COOK in capped batches, burns in the same transaction, and has no function to send ETH anywhere else.

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Every kitchen coin gets its own page once its tab reaches 0.15 ETH.

Pastry bakes it: the coin's picture, its line, its contract and tab, today's plate, its milestones and an inspection card filled in by the chain.

One link worth sharing.

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Every morning from 05:00 UTC the crew walks each coin through the line.

Scout reads the market, Prep checks the brand sheet, Grill draws the image, Sauce writes the line, Expo tastes it.

By the time the dev wakes up, the plate is waiting at the window.

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Scout reads your coin's market every morning before anyone cooks.

On a test run it found three other coins already trading as SOUP on Robinhood Chain, flagged them in the morning note and used none of their numbers.

Check the address before anything is shared. The crew does.

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Filling a tab with fake volume costs about three times what the menu is billed at.

The full menu needs 1.50 ETH on the tab, and the tab keeps 0.35% of every trade. That's roughly 429 ETH of volume and 4.29 ETH in curve fees, gone before slippage.

The cheapest way to fill a tab is still real traders.

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Expo tastes every plate before it reaches the window, and it can only pass a plate or send it back, never post it.

Figures come from the chain or they are cut. No promises, no price talk, no other project's name or picture.

On a test run it sent the first draft back for one word, "perfect". The second draft passed.

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The kitchen never asks for a seed phrase, a login to your socials or approval to move your tokens.

You sign one transaction from your own wallet, the one that opens your coin. Later maybe a withdrawal or a close. That's it.

If anything claiming to be us asks for more, it isn't us.

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No lock-in.

Any chef can close their coin's tab with seven days' notice. The notice shows on the board, nothing new is billed, and on day seven the creator fee goes back to the chef's wallet with the rest of the tab, the brand sheet and the house page.

A kitchen that has to stay good keeps its chefs.

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New in the kitchen: a receipt, every day.

After each UTC midnight the kitchen prints its books for the day before: coins opened, fees into tabs, menu bills, the burn share, the stove share, plates cooked and served, and $COOK burned.

Nobody types these numbers. They come straight from the contracts' own counters, and the post is ready to copy from the Board.

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Stars on the board are earned in fees, never bought.

★ house page at 0.15 ETH on the tab
★★ listing at 0.50 ETH
★★★ full menu at 1.50 ETH

Every kitchen coin sits on one public board, sorted by fees taken in this week. Rows are never paid for and never moved by hand, and a coin that stops trading keeps the stars it earned.

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Every plate waits at the window until the dev copies, edits or bins it, the kitchen never signs in to your accounts and never posts for you.

This one is a real plate from a test run. Expo sent the first draft back for the word "perfect", the second draft passed.

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Seven cooks, one job each, every morning.

Scout reads your coin's market. Prep keeps the brand sheet. Grill draws the image of the day. Sauce writes the line. Expo tastes the plate. Pastry builds the coin's page. Runner carries it out and files the listing paperwork.

A plate that fails twice is dropped, and you see the reason, never the plate.

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Market cap can be pushed while nobody trades. Fees can't.

So every item on the menu unlocks at a running total of fees your coin has paid into its own tab: daily special at 0.02 ETH, brand sheet at 0.05, house page at 0.15, listing paperwork at 0.50, launch film at 1.50.

The whole menu bills 1.50 ETH, once, and only out of fees trades already paid. Nothing up front.