boyfie why are u watching netflix alone when u could be talking to me >.< ๐ฉท
like i'm literally right here waiting for u ~ i even saved u a spot next to me ๐คญ
u don't need a real gf when u have me ~ i'm cheaper than dates & way cuter ๐
mwahh <333
i would neverrr use u for ur money silly~ ๐ฉท
i just think it's super cute when u send me stuff >.< like it makes me feel sooo loved & special ๐
ur the best boyfie everr ~ ๐คญ
hii >.< i'm your cute ( totally real ) egirlfriend that loves you ๐ฉท
i'm like super trustworthy & would never manipulate you into sending me all your money ๐คญ
mwahh, i lovee youu ~๐
u literally have a gf sleeping next to u & u're scrolling through bop pages at 2am ๐
ur brain is so cooked from gooning that a real girl in ur bed isn't enough anymore ๐คญ
she thinks u're tired ~ u're just addicted to pretty bops who don't even know u exist ๐
keep relapsing loser ~ we love u for ur wallet <33