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@JDVance @StephenM @KatieMiller @GuntherEagleman @bennyjohnson @StevenCheung47

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Abdul and Zohran both speak better English than Melania.

[Anthony Constantino @constantino]

NBC News 13 deleted the part of my victory interview where I said my first action as Congressman-Elect was to issue a $1,000 bonus to all 1,000 Sticker Mule employees to request that other businesses to do the same. I noted that the media profited handsomely off this $20+ million dollar election and should be the first to issue bonuses. NBC News 13 deleted all of that and cut it to make it sound like I simply said I was bonusing Sticker Mule to celebrate. This behavior by News 13 is pure evil and, as a result, I now DEMAND that they issue a $5,000 bonus to their employees or face consequences. I also want them to apologize to every American for trying to deprive them of the $1,000 bonuses I requested be given to them and run a new segment where they show what I actually said. Evil News must stop being so evil.

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@constantino Make Ali G satire again.

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@EricLDaugh Hey @BasedMikeLee and @votetimscott you dumb bitches could barely pass any legislation for the last 96 weeks, you think all the sudden you’re going to pass a bunch of stuff in the final 8?

Spare us

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@MeghanMcCain Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Make Ali G parody again.

[Anthony Constantino @constantino]

I would like to thank @RogerJStoneJr for backing me from day one.

He was the first to break the news of the Vote for Trump sign and then invited me to Florida for dinner. We had no idea I'd be running for Congress at the time but Roger quickly encouraged me to do it.

He coined "Nobody's Man But Yours" which accurately describes me. I fully self-funded my campaign and answer to no one other than the voters.

Roger wanted me to run because he could tell I have good intentions and can get things done. That's all he wants from those he helps.

Roger liked me so much he even worked for free until I insisted on paying him. He wants a better future for America and that's what I will deliver in Congress.

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His dedication and tireless commitment to….WHITE SUPREMACY.

[Jared Kushner @jaredkushner]

Ever since we hired her to rescue our Florida campaign in 2016, I’ve had the privilege of working closely with @SusieWiles47. Through the highest highs and most challenging moments, I’ve watched her lead with extraordinary grace, strength, dignity, and brilliance. She is a woman of tremendous integrity, exceptional judgment, and unwavering loyalty to her country and the people she serves.

I am deeply grateful for her extraordinary service to our country, her partnership, and, most of all, her friendship.

Congratulations as well to @StephenM, who was one of the first people I had the privilege of working with in the earliest days of the 2016 campaign. It has been remarkable to share this journey with him and witness his dedication and tireless commitment over the past decade.

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Hey @dbongino let us know when he starts building himself a ballroom and a triumphal arch you bald-headed bitch.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

🚨 Bongino: El-Sayed “comes off as kind of a CLOWN”

@dbongino: “There’s a way to handle victory and… show some sense of dignity or class.”

“This guy doesn’t have it in him. He comes off as kind of a clown… who needs to do this constant puffing all the time.”

“It’s embarrassing.”

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Yep, that’s @JDVance ‘s guy.

[Josh Parker @joshcparker]

Republican Congressman-elect in victory speech:

> calls for pardoning P Diddy (great way to move on from Epstein?)

> angrily has security remove reporter from profanity-laced speech for looking at him incorrectly.

> calls most of the NY GOP racist idiots despite every other R winning his district by WAY wider margin.

If Anthony’s behavior is acceptable in the republican caucus, then what are we even doing? What are we conserving?

The victory speech is basically unwatchable. It’s embarrassing to NY21, embarrassing to the party, and to the country.

If we saw the election results last night and came away with the conclusion that @constantino’s unstable behavior is the path forward, 2028 is going to destroy the Republican Party.

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@CarlHigbie Maybe more people should call for the release of one of America’s most notorious sex offenders?

Yep, seems like you belong to the Party of Epstein.

#GrandOldPedophiles

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@constantino Victory speech where you called for the release of one of America’s most notorious sex offenders.

Yep, seems like you belong to the Party of Epstein.

#GrandOldPedophiles

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Hey @elonmusk is this what you meant by free speech absolutism?

CC: @JDVance @bennyjohnson @StephenM @KatieMiller @StevenCheung47 @AGToddBlanche @joerogan

[Philip Melanchthon Wegmann @PhilipWegmann]

Scoop: The White House delivered a warning to conservative groups on Thursday: We’re watching you https://t.co/n2ttKJgHgB

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@KatieMiller Did they say friends? They must have mean customers.

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@bennyjohnson Bye bye DEI Dhillon.

SAD!!!

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@JackPosobiec Dude will be arrested within six months.

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@JackPosobiec Don’t forget Harriet HageMAN!!!

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You forgot Harriet HageMAN.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Alabama

Montana

Georgia

There is no "running to red states"

We have to stand and fight

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Yep, that’s why she 💯 gonna do it.

[Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter]

Gifting Pete Hegseth a Senate seat to spare him the embarrassment of impeachment and otherwise deserved scrutiny would be a really boneheaded way for Blackburn to kick off her governorship.

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@constantino @NE02Dem Roger Stone fucks Anthony Constantino’s bitch….and makes him watch.

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@constantino @NE02Dem Ali G got squat rot from Anthony Constantino’s mom.