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[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Newts in bio

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

I made my dinner too salty which sucks bc I held this girl’s long hair while she was puking after she broke her arm so it’s like why would that happen in my skillet

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Getting together w friends and making up new side effects we all would like to opt in rather than not being abt to cum on ssris: a wart on my elbow, dry eyelids, heartburn

[Grace @gracecamille_]

when i found out you don’t have to be pregnant/postpartum to lactate and tried for a maybe 5 weeks before getting bored

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Koala babies don’t have the right set up as babies for their diet of eucalyptus leaves so they have to eat their mom’s poop

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Talking to men younger than me is so funny like yeah ok let’s have a whole conversation where you rank the scariest sharks

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

He knows abt scary animals, she knew abt cute ones, could i make it any more obvious

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

I went on two dates last night and had to cancel my one for tonight bc I have a hickey. Maybe I am thirty flirty and thriving after all.

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Nervous systems are so stupid, what do u mean I went to therapy and still can’t relay details about something bad that happened five year ago without it impacting me everyday for the rest of my week

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

I need u all to care a lot less about these things

[🎀🎀 @alimahtoxic]

genuine question to the men, what the different between pu$$y? Like apart from the look, what else is different? Does each puss feel and taste different? I need to know how you all be rating every pu$$y you’ve had?

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

I can’t believe the Gilroy garlic festival is back and also entirely sold out

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Made the mistake of wearing a dress while waiting for the bus at 16th and mission. If I was romantically interested in crack heads, this would have been the best day of my life.

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

If I fell asleep in the supply closet do u think anyone would care

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Today’s experiment is what happens when I go to work hungover and tired

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

@cherryxmuva I learned to drive as a full adult and I paid a driving teacher who had a modified car with a second brake pedal, maybe that will make u feel safer

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

He’s into costume design so maybe this is actually cool and not stupid and boring

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Trying to talk to a man to plan a date and we’ve been talking about clothes for thirty mins straight and this feels like when I talk to the gays tbh

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Just know if you habitually lie into ur thirties, everyone knows and everyone talks about it

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Im so used to calling the kids at work my kids bc im responsible for them and in community with them that I forget how it sounds out of context and someone was like wait ur a mom

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Unfortunately bisexual men have been nothing but evil to me

[wraith charles @cookedairforce1]

Trying to talk to a man to plan a date and we’ve been talking about clothes for thirty mins straight and this feels like when I talk to the gays tbh