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[. @CookedBySteph]

@h0nestgswfan It does but he asked me for RAPM and this is a good rebuttal. I’ll only use it for Draymond gas ngl but EPM is a better stat

[. @CookedBySteph]

2021- Swept by Phoenix, outplayed by 36 year old Chris Paul
2022- Owned badly by Jordan Poole
2024- Walked down in game 7 at home
2025- Disappeared in game 7
2026- Destroyed by 3rd string Wolves and played horribly

[jaylen brown is off my team @EuroHarden]

now that i think about it jokic definitely has the worst playoff exits of any superstar this decade

[. @CookedBySteph]

@KGsBurner @h0nestgswfan That 2023 loss really pissed me off cause it guaranteed a nuggets ring and boring finals. The worst part about it was tryhard fans trying to gas the finals up. “REAL hoop heads want to see Heat/Nuggets, you casuals are ignored” 😂

[. @CookedBySteph]

If the Raptors play Miami in the offs that’s scaring me

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Klay Thompson is expected to sign with the Miami Heat after he clears waivers upon a contract buyout with the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell ESPN.

[. @CookedBySteph]

@AjSeesGhosts Kawhi in 2019 already got his lick back on Klay for 2017

[. @CookedBySteph]

@Cozy_4x “Asked cooked to show Jokic RAPM”

[Azy @Koolaidcooling]

@Jayy2624 @SigsBoutabag @h0nestgswfan @CookedBySteph Ask cooked to show Jokic RAPM and he gonna run

[. @CookedBySteph]

@CookedByScott Wasn’t the first time he blew a 17+ point lead at home in a game 7…

[. @CookedBySteph]

Nikola Jokic has now blown MULTIPLE 17+ point leads in game 7’s AT HOME

One of the most prolific choke artists we will ever see 🃏

[. @CookedBySteph]

34 year old Kawhi averaged 28 PPG on 63% TS

Are Steph, Kawhi, and getoffmydickerson the best players of this era? 🤔

[. @CookedBySteph]

Most PPG by a 34 year old in NBA History:

1. Steph Curry 29.4- 67.1%TS(!!!)

2. Kevin Durant 29.1- 67.7%TS(!!!)

3. Michael Jordan 28.4- 53.6% TS

@KDTrey5 this level of sustained greatness is unbelievable! How do you do it? 🤔🐐

[. @CookedBySteph]

@h0nestgswfan The craziest one was rookie Tyler hero scoring like 38 on the Celtics in the ecf

[. @CookedBySteph]

@KyleMcCordMuse We’re running back the 2019 script on Philly and you’ve just watch like this

[. @CookedBySteph]

Yo Deandre Ayton held this man to negative efficiency in 2021 😭

[. @CookedBySteph]

2011 Jason Terry

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

What is the most powerful any one man has ever been?

I'd guess Stalin from 1949 to 1952? Unlike Truman, Stalin exercised autocratic control over almost everything. His word was law.

And the USSR, while bloodied from WWII, was a massive, modern, nuclear-armed power.

[. @CookedBySteph]

@_HNNDRX 8am lecture fall 2025

[. @CookedBySteph]

@eusoueumain @TshawnJohnson45 Jokic, Shai, Luka all had pretty much the same EPM so we’re just splitting hairs ngl. Also if we tax Embiid for missing over half the season then I can still say Luka was top 3, just behind Jokic instead of Biid

[. @CookedBySteph]

Luka Doncic 2024 season

33.9 PTS
9.2 REB
9.8 AST
61.7% TS (+3.6 rTS)
+5.8 On-Court rORTG
+9.6 On/Off swing
3rd in EPM (behind Embiid and Shai)

[WhySoSerious? @NoLimitsRiq]

What’s the greatest NBA MVP Season of all time?

[. @CookedBySteph]

@TruthBerner34 Myf demon

[. @CookedBySteph]

@userayub The reason why you see so many dudes posting about how they wanna get dominated by a woman is cause acting like a heterosexual man is only allowed in the gayest way possible. It’s taboo to just say “she’s fine as fuck I’d hit”

[. @CookedBySteph]

@OdeezyFbaby I agree but an aberration like the 04 Pistons doesn’t disprove the rule. Also the Pistons had a below avg offense, they won because they had the best defense ever. Chauncey wasn’t pulling the same weight a typical title winning 1st option does.

[. @CookedBySteph]

@Hapl3ss_ @JesseGladsaget Dead ball era was perfect for Duncan. Ppl use the dead ball stuff as a crutch whenever they’re compared to modern stars like how Kobe fans use it to excuse why Steph is so much more efficient than him

[. @CookedBySteph]

@3randyn @kyriewolves She’s white larping as a Dominican