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#AlwaysAFleshEatingLizardPersonNeverABride

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There are times I have conversations with straight white men and they say something like “we should not murder queer people” and I am suddenly so impressed with them because the bar is in hell. Wow. A white man who thinks i shouldn’t be murdered. Crazy.

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@the_symonee @CashApp $tephcooke #CashAppDay

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“The constitution doesn’t allow for it” well then change it because it should.

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Crazy thought: the constitution is not a sacred text. You could literally just change it. Almost like that’s the whole point.

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I looked into the future and saw crowds of muddy middle aged white people gyrating awkwardly in a flooded field of horse poop. They had all paid 90 dollars.

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@hankgreen Did something happen with the pelicans, Hank?

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@JC_Cali @CashApp Tell that to @CashApp 😂

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@JC_Cali @CashApp I have one job on Twitter and I do it well

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@CashApp $tephcooke 12

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@CashApp $tephcooke 😩

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One day everyone you are friends with on fb will be dead and your entire fb account will be nothing more than a memorial site and honestly nothing makes me want to delete all social media more than that thought.

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Career pro tip: if you are waking up every morning thinking “god I hope I die young so I don’t have to keep living this meaningless existence and coming to this office for the next 40 years” it’s time to quit your job.

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Such a fun evening! Thank you for the very last minute invite

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Was so awesome to see Tennessee Williams' rendition for #ForWhomtheSouthernBellTolls & such with this lovely theatre crew 🎭
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@CashApp @JC_Cali @JukeboxBorne

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@CashApp $tephcooke

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I have reached my bad news cap for the month. Any further bad news must be sent along with $20 fee payment to my Venmo or Cash App and I reserve the right to request an additional fee based on the severity of the news. Thank you for your understanding

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@JC_Cali Gulf shores. ‘Twas over breakfast. Like 10 or 11 years ago

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@JC_Cali This is so dramatic 😑 calm down