Me: *trying to update my insurance on my own & still struggling after day 3 of non-stop questions
My dad: "let me explain it to her in a way that will get through her head"
The most millennial thing my brother does as a dad is sending his son’s “firsts” via Snapchat???? Like “hey I captured his first steps on accident but you can only watch it ONCE then it’s GONE”
i wonder what % of time that i've thought "hm, kinda weird...but probably just that Stinky French cheese" while eating but my food was actually just rotten. Has to have at least been one time